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kamen rider den-o (da) nogami ryotarou

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[It's been a while.

Amidst the patch of grass and a few trees that appear is Ryotarou. He's got his back up against a tree and has an open book in his lap. A bike leans against the other side of the tree. Every now and then, he looks from the pages up to the starry surroundings as if to confirm something, but is for the most part absorbed in his reading.

The scene is actually extremely calm and peaceful compared to all the last times he's shown up on the Plane. Of course, when he finally decides to shift, the tree apparently takes that as an offense and promptly drops an apple on his head. One hand automatically goes up to the new owwie while Ryotarou squints up at the tree sourly.]

How did it fall out like that...?

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E-ehh? But... I use "san" with everyone...

I'm not everyone.

But... [He likes his slightly-impersonal stance from people. ):]

I'll make this easy for you. Attach an honorific to my name and I shoot you.

Wh-what!?

In the face.

[o___o] B-but... why!?

Motivation!

That's not how you motivate someone! [>-<!]

Maybe that's not how you motivate someone.

Of course not. Bullying others into doing what you want is no good.

No good? Probably. Effective? Yeah.

There are other ways to do it.

And?

And... you could try them?

Could.

Won't.

Why not?

'Cause I don't really see anything wrong with my plan.

If it works, you won't call me "Deadpool-san".

If you do call me "Deadpool-san", I kill you in the face and the Twins bring you back to life. Lesson learned.

"Tough love", my mother called it.

Whether I'd come back or not... that's no reason to just.. just kill me! Besides... using "san" shows respect.

It also sounds dumb. Sounding dumb could be reason enough to kill someone for a few minutes.

What? It—it isn't a good enough reason.

When you kill people on a semi-regular basis, you really don't need much of a good reason.

Why?

'Cause it gets easier the more you do it.

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