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[humanwaterdemon.livejournal.com]

[Guess who is back on the plane? If you guessed Bai you would be right!

Anyway, Bai is sitting in the bar and sipping at a cocktail, she's wearing a huge smile on her face that looks rather smug and appears to have some smudged lipstick on her cheek and her neck, plus her hair looks rather like it's had fingers dragged through it several times.

...Yeah, Bai's had a very good day]

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[weerweer.livejournal.com]

[As a pretty lady, she can't help but draw Isaiah's attention, and he smoothly drinks something that looks legitimately alcoholic but is actually a taco bell pepsi dumped into a glass with a shot of vodka in it.]

So, what, girlfriend on the pill?

[he has no idea what that's supposed to mean.]

[humanwaterdemon.livejournal.com]

[Neither does Bai, considering the stare that she's giving him] ...Excuse me? What pill?

[weerweer.livejournal.com]

[He lets out a short, somewhat nervous laugh.]

What's with the lipstick?

[humanwaterdemon.livejournal.com]

[She raises her eyebrow but smirks] I had a date, with several people.

[weerweer.livejournal.com]

Looks like it went well.

[humanwaterdemon.livejournal.com]

[Smirk] Oh, it did, it really was the most wonderful weekend.

[weerweer.livejournal.com]

I hope you didn't catch anything, you know, unseemly.

[humanwaterdemon.livejournal.com]

I am old enough to know how to use protection, The chances of me catching anything are very low.

[weerweer.livejournal.com]

Yeah, sure, but you know, being drunk takes that all out the window.

One time I had a ten-minute herpes scare but Veva told me to stop being a dumbass and that it was razorburn.

[humanwaterdemon.livejournal.com]

It's a good thing that I wasn't drunk then.

...Right, on your face?

[weerweer.livejournal.com]

Sure.

[humanwaterdemon.livejournal.com]

[Have a eyebrow raise] Ah, naughty boy.

[weerweer.livejournal.com]

Hey, you're the one who made it with about a thousand people in two days here.

[humanwaterdemon.livejournal.com]

Not a thousand... I doubt that it's possible.

[weerweer.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't know, depends if you count chains.

Say I'm making it with this girl, who's getting it from some other guy, who's getting it from some other guy, I count just the girl or all of them? Easy way to a thousand, you know, counting them all.

[humanwaterdemon.livejournal.com]

[She considers that] ...Hm, that could be counted I suppose, but it means that I only get one bit of pleasure, two at the most.

...Maybe three.

[weerweer.livejournal.com]

Yeah, better to do the lot. I agree all the way.

[humanwaterdemon.livejournal.com]

...Unfortunately I think that even I'd die from sleeping with a thousand people in two days.

[weerweer.livejournal.com]

God, life is so difficult.

[humanwaterdemon.livejournal.com]

[Have a glare] I doubt that you could have a thousand people in two days.

[weerweer.livejournal.com]

I wish.

[humanwaterdemon.livejournal.com]

...It'd be fun.

[weerweer.livejournal.com]

We'd have to have junk of steel.

[humanwaterdemon.livejournal.com]

...What is junk?

[weerweer.livejournal.com]

Okay, you're right, technically only I have junk, but you know, junk sounds better to say than going "we'd have to have a penis and vagina respectively".