002--There are no bananas in the sky

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

[Rose has a plate of banana bread, and is nibbling on a piece]

Well, I really wanted some chips, but this was the closest I could get. Found it in the cabinet. Anyone want some? It's actually pretty good, as far as banana bread goes.

Comments

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, a regular sampo.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

A regular what?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

It's Finnish. Spend too much time in Russia and you end up taking over Finland at least once.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

But Russia and Finland aren't even that close.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Next door neighbours, actually. Between Sweden and Russia, Finland only ends up spending a tenth of its time as an autonomous nation. The Russian invasion of 3811 is one of my favourites. Ahh, cabbages.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Cabbages?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

It was a very silly war, with very high casualties.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Oh, and here I was thinking that you were going to go on 'bout cabbages and kings.

And sealing wax.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Pigs can, indeed, have wings.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Do walruses talk, then?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Only very clever or very stupid ones.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

No middle ground?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Those are the silent ones.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Why's that?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

I've no idea; I never asked.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

I don't think they could tell you, even if you did.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't have to ask them.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

No?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

I'd ask the very smart Walruses.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Good idea.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

It's the Time Lord genius at work.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Of course.