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[realitymods]

[What is this, you may ask? This, my friends, is a very special post. There is something new on the Plane which no one has brought to it. It appeared and now exists of its own will. It is a black hole!

Except, well, not really.

It is an empty hole in space, roughly the size of a soup bowl. Like a black hole, light does not fair well around it. Unlike a black hole, a gust of cold wind is blowing up from the hole.

The Twins are already aware, judging by the bright and obnoxious sign next to it. The sign reads, "Please do not drop things or each other into the hole. Thank you!" In smaller writing, it also says, "We will let you know when we figure out what it is."

As an added bonus, anyone who walks around the hole may run into an invisible something. It might sound - and feel - like you ran into an invisible block of metal, except there appears to be nothing there. Strange!]




((As for more notes! If your character uses the power of science to measure the distortion, it will have the properties of a black hole, despite the obvious oddities. If they drop an object down, it won't come back. If they are smart enough to decide that sticking their hand in will be a good idea, then aside from feeling really, really, really cold, nothing bad will happen. And the mystery metal block can't be detected at all, except by touch - it's roughly ten feet tall and three feet wide and it is a cuboid

(the cuboid that happens to also be a rectangle) (cuboids are not rectangles! A rectangle is a quadrilateral is a polygon is, by definition, two-dimensional. You can't even argue that it's composed of rectangles because it is composed of rectangles AND squares.) (maybe it's a THREE DIMENSIONAL RECTANGLE. WHAT NOW?!) (THERE IS NO SUCH THINGS. BY DEFINITION, RECTANGLES ARE TWO-DIMENSIONAL. You could, though, try embedding it, as they do with a Möbius strip here but why do that when you can just have a cuboid?) (THERE ARE NO SUCH THINGS, YOU MEAN. oh burn. And maybe I don't like cuboids. Perhaps cuboids are against my moral code. Perhaps I am trying to take back shapes once and for all. Three dimensional triangles! Three dimensional circles! Three dimensional weirdly shaped loopy things!) (OH DIE IN A FIRE, YOU HARLOT!!! I will not tolerate these hippie shenanigans in my moderator post!! Go partake of recreational drugs in a hippie commune and leave mathematics alone!! I WILL NOT PERMIT YOU TO DESTROY THE BEAUTY OF MATHEMATICS!!) (Hey you two, just agree I have nice, lovely shapes) (*touches Kisha's shapes* I WILL NEVER GIVE UP MY CRUSADE OF JUSTICE. But for now I suppose I will just touch Kisha's shapes inappropriately.)(How dare you touch her shapes? She was mine first!!) (I BELIEVE THIS SUMS UP MY FEELINGS FOR KISHA'S SHAPES. YOU CANNOT COMPETE WITH THOSE FEELINGS.) (Doesn't matter! I outrank you, so her shapes are mine. Even if your love is very impressive.) (Too late! I have already partook of her shapes. ;).) (You cannot partake of what I have already partaken.) (Except I have! And shall again. Because I say so.)

Make of this what you will! Also, feel free to use this post for mingling.))

Comments

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

Never an ordinary day on the Plane, is it?

[puts on his glasses]

What have we here?

[galeforcehero.livejournal.com]

[Because she's very helpful and doesn't want anyone ELSE walking into.... whatever it is she just walked into, especially the Doctor (who lord knows has been through enough lately), Dorothy points emphatically at where the Invisible Thing is!]

Bring the orange peel to Santa!

[...too bad she doesn't make any sense.]

[dritte-tochter.livejournal.com]

[because this gibberish thing is WAY TOO MUCH FUN to pass up, Suiseiseki is checking out the hole in curiosity]

[madamemoiselle]

{OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT too fucking cute. So Diva is going to approach Suiseiseki since she hasn't seen her in a long time}

Ne, Suiseiseki, I haven't seen you in a long time! And over something so strange too!

[grasswavemaster.livejournal.com]

[Tsukasa is now poking the invisible block of metal part with his staff after he ran into it.]

[galeforcehero.livejournal.com]

[Because she is Very Very Curious and this is a Very Curious Thing, Dorothy's gonna check it out. And walk into a big, apparently metal and very invisible, wall.]

Ow!!

[Apparently, THAT word stays the same. She rubs her now injured nose and makes a face, muttering.]

Toasted squirrels.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

[you know what? Dorothy can have her very favourite Time Lord ever]

What a peculiar curse.

[shadow-shot.livejournal.com]

[... ...

Yeah, Haseo's got nothin', so she's just going to stare at it in confusion. WHAT IS IIIIIIT.]

[grasswavemaster.livejournal.com]

[Tsukasa notices Haseo and ceases his prodding of the invisible block of metal.]

Hm?

[pactum.livejournal.com]

[Bright and obnoxious sign? Oooh. Emil is caught up in reading it as he passes by. As luck would have it, he somehow manages to trip over the hole and keep going.

GONG.

That's the sound of a teenage boy running into a block of solid metal, then sinking to the floor.]

[silenteden.livejournal.com]

[Kuhn heard that. And saw that. He winces out of sympathy before heading over.]

Maaaan. You alright? [Offers a hand up]

[whitestlotus.livejournal.com]

[ Ouch. Angela winces, and heads over. She crouches next to him and peers into all that blonde hair, trying to see if he gave himself a bump. She mumbles something about bubblegum vetoing a charming caterpillar under her breath. ]

[lamb_of_gold]

[And a pair of strong arms under his armpits keeping him from hitting the floor completely]

[lamb_of_gold]

[Only someone's super skills prevented him from walking smack into the wall. As it is, Mu is resting a hand on it, his brow knit in something between confusion and thought]

[smolderingdark.livejournal.com]

[Axel gives the sign careful consideration. He waits until no one's watching...

Then he tosses a munny down the hole.]

[contract_star]

[Hei is here, not talking (due to an embarrassing case of Octopusese) and making a wide circumference around the black hole. He's slowly circling in closer, kind of like a predator closing in on prey, until he runs his shoulder into the wall-cuboid-rectangle-dodecahedron-MAKE UP YOUR MINDS YOU SILLY MODS.]

[Now he's surreptitiously rubbing his shoulder and frowning at the general weirdness.]


[ooc: omg ilu gaiz]

[whitestlotus.livejournal.com]

[ Angela will be knocking against the invisible cubethingie a little ways away. She looks at him and shrugs. ]

Cow beans ate my muffler?

[ "You know what it is?" ]

[breathenothing.livejournal.com]

[Naminé managed to find the wall the hard way. She's sitting on the floor in front of it, rubbing at her nose which is red from the impact. At least she was walking rather slow... She just looks very, VERY confused, not hurt.]

[coolestscythe.livejournal.com]

[Soul is minding his own business when he stumbles upon the crazy. He stops and stares into the black pit for awhile, frown deepening.]

Fish tacos?

[He promptly clamps his hands over his mouth. His eyes widen.]

Surgeon General warns against alcohol consumption during pregnancy! Oriental rugs?!


[Translation: What the hell? I didn't mean to say that! What the fuck?!]

[shadow-shot.livejournal.com]

.......................

[Are you on the shrooms, boy 8| Yeah, Haseo thinks you're a little bonkers there, buddy.]

[usagipino]

[Pino is wandering along when she spots the black hole. She stops and STARES at it for a long time, tilting her head one way and then the other. Then she starts walking toward it, only to hit the wall with a clang that resonates through her metal parts and knocks her down.]

Oof! That wasn't nice!

[She gets up and reaches a hand (paw) forward until it's pressed against the block. She beams.]

Approximately 3.048 meters by 3.048 meters by 91.440 centimeters! But what is it, what is it?

[She looks between the invisible wall and the black hole, then giggles mischievously and drops from the Plane.]

[Over the next maybe half hour, she comes and goes, systematically bringing junk--tools, metal bits, garbage, empty cans--rocks, and snowballs, and throwing each into the black hole, laughing the whole time.]

[miseardae.livejournal.com]

[the Doctor observed the cuboid from all angles for a few moments, before disappearing; he reappears with equipment to measure it, and begins to do so, muttering about irresponsible experimenters]

[quickcleanpure.livejournal.com]

What are you doing?

[whitestlotus.livejournal.com]

[ Angela has noticed the black hole and the curiosity is eating her alive. She has her hands up against the invisiwall and her nose pressed against it, trying to get a good look at it. She hasn't seemed to have figured out that the invisiwall ends just yet. ]

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

[oh, c'mon guys. it's a black hole. why WOULDN'T the TARDIS be here? though she's at least only examining it at the moment]

[seventhcoil.livejournal.com]

[Sup, TARDIS? Remember this little girl?]

Ahh, do you know what this is, ma'am?

[what-is-a-man.livejournal.com]

[Black hole? A hole of the black? And there is a cold coming from it?

Hope you were not expecting Dracula to be absent from this.]

[quickcleanpure.livejournal.com]

[Graverobber eyes it warily for a while, then slowly reaches into his pocket and pulls out a dented bottlecap. He chucks it in and listens, head cocked, expecting it to hit bottom at some point.]