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[and look who's finally back on the Plane! Martha's sitting at the Astral Bar with several egg cartons - some on either side of her - and a large basket filled with that obnoxious Easter grass that goes everywhere. she takes a dyed egg from one of the cartons and spins it - it's obviously boiled, so she sets it in a carton labelled 'chicken eggs - boiled'. the next one spins lazily, so she zaps it with a hand-held ultrasound-y device. this egg goes in a carton that says 'chicken eggs - raw'. taking a break, she ganks one of the boiled eggs and peels it, salting and eating it neatly.]