001 - Allons enfants de la Patrie

[bringme24601.livejournal.com]

[Javert appears on the Plane, wearing his typical hat and frock coat, looking reasonably perplexed.]

Have I... fallen asleep while on patrol?

[The thought of doing such a thing immediately brings about shame.]

NO! This is unacceptable. I must awaken at once and resume my duties.

[He closes his eyes for a few seconds, concentrating calmly. If he were focused on returning to his reality, he might have just done it, but all he was focusing on was waking up, and he is not asleep. He reopens his eyes, expressing great frustration at the fact that he remains.]

Damn! Why can I not wake up?!

[He nearly loses himself and throws his hat on the ground, but stops himself and ponders.]

I must have been accosted. I must have been knocked over the head by some criminal and I must be unconscious. Trapped within my own mind.

[He places his hat back on his head and a focused calm overcomes his demeanor as he brandishes his cudgel]

I must have let my guard down for a moment, but I will find the one responsible and he shall be brought to justice for this... inconvenience.

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[bringme24601.livejournal.com]

I know I'm not asleep. It would be unforgivable for me to be asleep. I am simply unconscious.

[house-1-god-0.livejournal.com]

Unconscious. Right, like that's so much better. They're about the same.

[bringme24601.livejournal.com]

Monsieur, I would ask that you address me as Inspector Javert or Monsieur Inspector and that you do not speak to me as though I were a fool.

[house-1-god-0.livejournal.com]

And I would ask that you address me as "The Cane", or something else cool, but neither one of us is going to get what we want.

[bringme24601.livejournal.com]

[He grips his cudgel]

You will have earned that alias if you do not address me with due respect.

[house-1-god-0.livejournal.com]

{And House grips his cane}

Already earned it. Note the bum leg.

[bringme24601.livejournal.com]

Would you like another?

[house-1-god-0.livejournal.com]

Nah, I'm good, Monsieur Pompous.

[bringme24601.livejournal.com]

You try my patience.

[house-1-god-0.livejournal.com]

I try lots of things.

[bringme24601.livejournal.com]

Put another toe out of line and I will place you under arrest.

[house-1-god-0.livejournal.com]

Do you know a guy named Tritter? I think you two would get along splendidly.

[bringme24601.livejournal.com]

[He attempts to hit House's bad leg with his cudgel]

[house-1-god-0.livejournal.com]

{And House drops off the Plane! haha, sucks for you. But he likes his leg and doesn't need to explain a bruise or...more pain than usual. :|}

[bringme24601.livejournal.com]

Damnable apparition.