001 - Allons enfants de la Patrie

[bringme24601.livejournal.com]

[Javert appears on the Plane, wearing his typical hat and frock coat, looking reasonably perplexed.]

Have I... fallen asleep while on patrol?

[The thought of doing such a thing immediately brings about shame.]

NO! This is unacceptable. I must awaken at once and resume my duties.

[He closes his eyes for a few seconds, concentrating calmly. If he were focused on returning to his reality, he might have just done it, but all he was focusing on was waking up, and he is not asleep. He reopens his eyes, expressing great frustration at the fact that he remains.]

Damn! Why can I not wake up?!

[He nearly loses himself and throws his hat on the ground, but stops himself and ponders.]

I must have been accosted. I must have been knocked over the head by some criminal and I must be unconscious. Trapped within my own mind.

[He places his hat back on his head and a focused calm overcomes his demeanor as he brandishes his cudgel]

I must have let my guard down for a moment, but I will find the one responsible and he shall be brought to justice for this... inconvenience.

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[shinypaws.livejournal.com]

I see! Well, hard though it may be to believe, I am indeed real~ I am Amaterasu, sun goddess of Nippon.

[bringme24601.livejournal.com]

Hard to believe? No. Impossible would be the word. Besides, I do not care to be involved with the affairs of gods, in a dream or otherwise.

[shinypaws.livejournal.com]

Most mortals would not, I have found. Well! But it might make you happier to know that I am not the one who has brought you here.

[bringme24601.livejournal.com]

Of course you're not. The one who accosted me brought me here. You are simply a figment of my imagination.

[shinypaws.livejournal.com]

[She giggles.] You are certainly free to believe whatever you wish! Although some others here might take offense to being called figments~

[bringme24601.livejournal.com]

I do not have time to worry about whom I offend.

[shinypaws.livejournal.com]

Do you not think it would be wise to make more friends than enemies here?

[bringme24601.livejournal.com]

I have no use for friends, only those who obey the law.

[shinypaws.livejournal.com]

I see! Are you a soldier, then?

[bringme24601.livejournal.com]

Officer of the law. If you must speak, you may address me as Inspector Javert or Monsieur Inspector.

[shinypaws.livejournal.com]

Then, it is nice to meet you, Inspector Javert~

[bringme24601.livejournal.com]

I would say the feeling is mutual, but I see no point in lying to a talking forest creature.

[shinypaws.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. Well, I hope that you change your mind~