001 - Allons enfants de la Patrie

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[Javert appears on the Plane, wearing his typical hat and frock coat, looking reasonably perplexed.]

Have I... fallen asleep while on patrol?

[The thought of doing such a thing immediately brings about shame.]

NO! This is unacceptable. I must awaken at once and resume my duties.

[He closes his eyes for a few seconds, concentrating calmly. If he were focused on returning to his reality, he might have just done it, but all he was focusing on was waking up, and he is not asleep. He reopens his eyes, expressing great frustration at the fact that he remains.]

Damn! Why can I not wake up?!

[He nearly loses himself and throws his hat on the ground, but stops himself and ponders.]

I must have been accosted. I must have been knocked over the head by some criminal and I must be unconscious. Trapped within my own mind.

[He places his hat back on his head and a focused calm overcomes his demeanor as he brandishes his cudgel]

I must have let my guard down for a moment, but I will find the one responsible and he shall be brought to justice for this... inconvenience.

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[usagipino]

How do you focus on awakening?

[bringme24601.livejournal.com]

That is what I am trying to figure, child. Now I will not ask you again to leave me be.

[usagipino]

Can Pino help?

[bringme24601.livejournal.com]

[Brandishes cudgel. You know the saying "Spare the rod, spoil the child"? Javert's never heard that saying.]

Your help is not required, child. Now, when an officer of the law tells you to do something, you do it.

[usagipino]

[Pino isn't sure what the cudgel is all about, but she knows danger when she sees it.]

Wah! [She turns tail and runs until she's about twenty feet away, then stops and looks back at him.] You're mean!

[bringme24601.livejournal.com]

And you're an impetuous brat! Now fly!

[usagipino]

[She sticks her tongue out at him before finally turning and fleeing.]