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[Akito shows up wearing incredibly baggy blue jeans, a big white sweater and no shoes. He feels absolutely ridiculous and has to keep pulling the legs of his pants up so he doesn't fall over them as he walks]

I think I finally figured out whose world I'm in, but this person needs to work on their wardrobe, this is all I found! And the people there are all so boring, they keep talking about this notebook they found.

[And he happens to have it with him~ He opens it up and starts to read.] The human whose name is written in this note shall... die?

[He reaches up and switches his eye patch over to his other eye, revealing Agito who starts to laugh in that always entertaining evil way as he reads on.]

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...Oh, fuck, I knew it. You have no heart, no wonder you can't die of a heart attack.

How could you?! If I don't have a heart it's because your words pierced and killed it, ah...! [dramatic sigh]

By the way what is that? [if it's one of Romeo's scenarios again, he'll kick Agito and Romeo even...]

I sure wish they had.

A Death Note. If you write someone's name in it, they die. But it didn't work on you for some reason.

Same for you, sharky, same for you~~~ [beams]

..... Maybe because it's just a stupid prank that you fell for? [are you stupid?! duh]

...Don't call me that.

Then there's a whole bunch of guys in suits being pranked as well back in L's world.

Aww, why not~? It suits you~~~~~~~ [winks]

They must be very, very stupid then~ Ah it's your home~!

Boy, you're so annoying I have no idea how you got yourself a boyfriend.

I have no idea how you got yourself in a team.

I have no idea how your parents kept you.

I wasn't kept as some other pets~

......[Oh, HISS!! That's low Juliet, very low. Oh, oh, have a trademark Kogarasumaru FUCK YOU move. >o]

[dark chuckle, and bows~]

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