http://bloodyroadking.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] bloodyroadking.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2008-03-19 10:23 pm

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[Akito shows up wearing incredibly baggy blue jeans, a big white sweater and no shoes. He feels absolutely ridiculous and has to keep pulling the legs of his pants up so he doesn't fall over them as he walks]

I think I finally figured out whose world I'm in, but this person needs to work on their wardrobe, this is all I found! And the people there are all so boring, they keep talking about this notebook they found.

[And he happens to have it with him~ He opens it up and starts to read.] The human whose name is written in this note shall... die?

[He reaches up and switches his eye patch over to his other eye, revealing Agito who starts to laugh in that always entertaining evil way as he reads on.]

[identity profile] b-ittersweets.livejournal.com 2008-03-19 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh, look, Akito is wearing L's clothes. B sees this and goes up to him. He stands there slouching and stares for a moment. He is mightily confused. Not only is this strange person in L's clothes, but he is talking about a notebook that claims to kill, his name changed when he moved his eyepatch, and he has no lifespan. (B lost his ability to see those, but he doesn't know that yet).]

Who are you?

[identity profile] b-ittersweets.livejournal.com 2008-03-19 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[B would be flattered to know that he looks like L even in his prison uniform. Unfortunately, he does not make the connection. He touches his bottom lip with a finger, pulling it downward. Musingly:] I don't think so...

Are those your clothes? [Beyond does not realize that this is a strange question to ask.]

[identity profile] b-ittersweets.livejournal.com 2008-03-19 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[B honestly doesn't know how to answer that. He is done with his aliases, but he doesn't want to create any more. He goes with the English version.] Luxaky.

L's. [He stares.] Why are you wearing them? [He is vaguely suspicious of some promiscuous activity.]

[identity profile] b-ittersweets.livejournal.com 2008-03-19 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[B does not register the comment about his name. Instead, he is too busy being shocked about the reality switch.] Why are you in L's? And when did this happen?

[identity profile] b-ittersweets.livejournal.com 2008-03-20 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
[A few days ago? The twins had told him he'd been dead a few days. It must have been during that time.] No, I have not.

Then, is L...in your world?

[identity profile] b-ittersweets.livejournal.com 2008-03-20 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
...

[So, everyone switched places while he was dead, and he missed the opportunity to switch with L. How lovely.]

...What is your world like?

[identity profile] b-ittersweets.livejournal.com 2008-03-20 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
...

[More brainbreak for B. The mental image of L riding on skates is priceless.] L...was riding on in-line skates?

[identity profile] b-ittersweets.livejournal.com 2008-03-20 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, dear, Beyond thinks. The greatest detective in the world cannot use in-line skates.] I see.

[Suddenly, B has an idea. He starts to grin rather widely, but tones it down so he doesn't look too psychotic. He touches his finger to his lip.] Are there more of those outfits where you got that one? I usually wear them, but do not currently have any.

[identity profile] b-ittersweets.livejournal.com 2008-03-20 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, how to answer that question...] You could say that. L is like my father. [And that's the first time he's said that out loud. He finds he's kind of embarassed about thinking it, so he elaborates.] He was...one of my guardians.

[identity profile] b-ittersweets.livejournal.com 2008-03-20 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[B grins. He gets to wear L's clothes.] Ah, thank you. Thank you, thank you. [He takes the clothes. He is about to change, when he realizes that Agito might find this odd. So he drapes them over his arm and starts to walk away.]