http://bacchusprincess.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] bacchusprincess.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2009-03-13 09:30 am

Scene 033 - They won't applause you know

[There is someone leaning over the counter of the bar, searching around in the bottles. Next to him, a big bowl of vanilla ice cream. When Juliet finds the liqueur he wanted, he drinks from it first... then spills the rest on the ice cream before he starts to eat it. He looks annoyed, and as if he wasn't sleeping for days. Typical 'I had an experiment' signs.]



((ooc: Sweets and alcohol, right, experiment end.))

mercwamouth: (ready sword)

[personal profile] mercwamouth 2009-03-15 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
Hey there pretty boy. Be with you in a sec.

[identity profile] bacchusprince.livejournal.com 2009-03-15 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
I don't have a sec. [And now, Romeo's fist meets with Deadpool's jaw.] IF I EVER SEE YOU POINTING THAT THING AT JULIET AGAIN I WILL. CASTRATE. YOU.
mercwamouth: (sword pose)

[personal profile] mercwamouth 2009-03-15 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
[His fist meets Deadpool's jaw, and Deadpool's sword meets Romeo's neck. It's just resting there, don't worry. Both of his hands occupied threatening the star-cross'd lovers, he rolls his jaw back into place with a loud crack.]

Why? Lookin' for a souvenir?

Hate to shatter your ego, but you ain't the first mook who's broke my jaw.

Now I'm tryin' my best to not have to cover this bar with your boy/girlfriend's brains, but if you give me anymore lip before I'm done, I'll kill both of ya.

And if you shift away, I'll make do with just killing her.

Now I don't want that. And you don't want that. And Juliet over here definitely doesn't want that. So let's see what we can do.

[identity profile] bacchusprince.livejournal.com 2009-03-15 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
[He freezes but doesn't take his eyes off Deadpool, he does his best to stand proud and not look scared]

What sad excuse of a man draws a weapon in a fist fight? [He refuses to let this bastard who threatened his Juliet get the better of him, so he moves fast, drawing his own sword and hitting Deadpool's away with it. He moves back just enough to be out of Deadpool's reach but keeps his sword at the ready.] How about you put your weapons away and simply leave us alone? You have no business with us.
mercwamouth: (leaps with swords)

[personal profile] mercwamouth 2009-03-15 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Deadpool keeps his sword at the ready as well. He also keeps the gun pointed at Juliet.]

Bad move, Romeo. I'll let you know right now, I could take you out in a sword fight like it was nothing. And not just because I'm better, but because you can't kill me. Plus you'd be too worried about Juliet to focus enough to even stand a chance. I wouldn't even have to lower my gun and I'd still win faster than Michael Phelps.

And now you might be thinking, "Well, I can just shift out, shift back and get Juliet out of the way", but there'd be one thing you're overlooking. Shifting in and shifting out would require you thinking twice. I only need to think once to pull the trigger, and brother, I'm not gonna give it a second thought.

So you can put the sword away and let me and Juliet finish our discussion, or you can keep pulling this shit and get him killed.

[identity profile] bacchusprince.livejournal.com 2009-03-15 12:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[Listens and then... yawns.] Are you finished? Honestly, you shouldn't give such long speeches, the audiences these days won't listen to you if you talk too much. They get bored and start thinking about what they're going to do after the show.

[He then sees Juliet disappear in the corner of his eye. THAT WUSS. Or maybe this is good tactic, because Romeo knows he probably won't win against this guy anyway.] Bye~ [POOF and away~]