ext_221230 ([identity profile] oilyhands.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2009-03-05 11:36 pm

o.o2

[Pollution is sitting on the ground next to a printer that's putting out page after page. It's hooked up to his laptop, which he's poking at and has power because he says it does.]

Everyone tries so hard to reverse progress. [taptaptap at the keyboard] Clean coal really was a brilliant idea, I'll have to thank Sable next time I see him. Why the name of a thing makes such a difference, I'll never understand.
mercwamouth: (smile)

[personal profile] mercwamouth 2009-03-07 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
Ever hear the joke about the ship captain with the brown pants?
mercwamouth: (headstand)

[personal profile] mercwamouth 2009-03-07 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
But not as fun. Or sexy.
mercwamouth: (knife what?)

[personal profile] mercwamouth 2009-03-07 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
Make other things bleed?
mercwamouth: (thumbs up)

[personal profile] mercwamouth 2009-03-07 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
That it's flattering and would totally make her want me?