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[likeajoan.livejournal.com]

[oh look it's Buffy, who hasn't appeared on the Plane for a while because her mun is fail because she's been terribly busy fighting the forces of evil (as one does). As it is, she looks tired and possibly a tad petulant too. For some reason she's carrying a deckchair-- probably in order to sit on it, which she proceeds to do]

Why hasn't Scotland heard of churros?

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[humanwaterdemon.livejournal.com]

[Frown] It is, strange people.

[likeajoan.livejournal.com]

The men wear skirts on special occasions. [sage nodding]

But naaah. It's a nice country. Very pretty. All picturesque and green. I just miss my home comforts-- as for example, churros. And occasional sunlight.

[humanwaterdemon.livejournal.com]

Oh, miniskirts?

Does it have a lot of water?

[likeajoan.livejournal.com]

Alas no, they're not mini. They're more knee-length and pleated and tartan and occasionally with this weird dangly hairy thing in front that's apparently some kind of purse. [more sage nodding]

And yep, it does. It rains a lot. You might even call it an indecent amount. And there are a lot of lakes around.

[humanwaterdemon.livejournal.com]

That's a pity, they could at least go all the way if they insist on wearing skirts.

[Bai will now be getting a faintly dreamy look on her face, because she is weird like that] Ever been to Loch Ness?

[likeajoan.livejournal.com]

That's what I said.

[Buffy is suitably curious about the dreamy look] Not yet, though I plan to. And I'm pretty much waiting for the monster to try and eat me. I take it you're a fan of water?

[humanwaterdemon.livejournal.com]

[Smirk]

[Oh no, she's gotten started now] Oh, it's wonderful... And it covers so much! And you can swim in it and bathe in it and... Humanity abuses it too much but it's strong, it's survive any abuse, and then it'll rise and... [Trails off and turns slightly red] It's good.

[likeajoan.livejournal.com]

[wow, that's some serious enthusiasm. She's slightly at a loss here, so she'll say the first water-positive thing that occurs to her]

Plus? Very good for the skin.

[humanwaterdemon.livejournal.com]

[Still looking slightly awkward, because being all secretive about her true identity means not going on giant rants about it] Definitely, and for exercise.

[likeajoan.livejournal.com]

[oh don't feel bad, Buffy does that all. the. time. Not that she technically has a secret identity, but still]

Also true. Well I think we've figured out where you should take your next vacation?

[humanwaterdemon.livejournal.com]

Yes, sounds like my sort of place.