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[exserpens.livejournal.com]

[Somewhere in the trees of Amaterasu's forest, coiling around a branch overhead, there is a little green snake (maybe three feet long, if you could actually catch it to measure). Not only is this snake notable in that it's the only one in the entire forest, but also because the snake apparently speaks English as well.]

[...with a high-class English accent.]

Blessed...can't go a single week without something like this, can we?

[The snake sighs, which really just sounds like a hiss if anyone is listening. Feel free to poke him, or wander through the forest and get ambushed.]


((ooc: Experiment start~))

Comments

[exserpens.livejournal.com]

[....]

Er, you haven't even that bit in your reality, then? The whole...Him, and the Adversary, and the eternal struggle between Above and Below sort of thing?

[onedrous.livejournal.com]

[Safely obscured behind his sunglasses, One is giving Crowley the most unamused "please say you are kidding" look in Matrix history. After a pause in which he expects Crowley to redeem himself, he replies in a monotone only very faintly tempered by annoyance.]

Ours has not gone for such theatrics.

[exserpens.livejournal.com]

[The snake rears up a bit, indignantly]

Well don't look at me, I sssertainly wasn't the one who made it all up. I don't even rate a local seat, according to the higher ups.

Thousands of years of ssservice and what do I get? 'Here, Crowley, have the Antichrist! Try not to make a mess of thingsss, will you?'

[onedrous.livejournal.com]

[ He looks at Crowley :|. But the response is... sort of interesting.]

The inserted the-

[no visible pause but there's certainly a mental one before he has to force himself to say it]

--Antichrist on purpose.

[exserpens.livejournal.com]

Well of course they did. Time for Armageddon and all. It was in all the good prophecies...well, the one at least. What the angel could figure of it.

[onedrous.livejournal.com]

Your world adheres strictly to traditional Christian mythology.

[exserpens.livejournal.com]

Er...more or less, yeah. Though word of advice: Christians don't much like it when you call it 'mythology.'

[onedrous.livejournal.com]

[One tilts his head slightly to the upper right, speaking almost as if he is addressing someone else besides Crowley.]

Experiments are experiments.