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[quantumcrow.livejournal.com]

[A man appears on the plane, which wouldn't be odd except for the fact he's upside down, floating a few feet up in the air, drifting slightly. It's hard to see what he looks like aside from a few strands of white hair peeking out, thanks to the giant-ass black cloak he's sporting, but it becomes evident that he's at least human (in appearance, anyways) when a pale arm swings out from under the cloak, held up to the hood. And orange orb appears in the air above the back of his palm, flickers wildly for a few moments, then fades. The arm is retracted.]

Another dimension..?

Hn.

[He temporarily warps from view, only to reappear a second later standing, right-side-up and on the ground this time, and appears to be trying to get his bearings. The arm is out and the orange orb flashing in and out of view again.]

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[quantumcrow.livejournal.com]

[ggfdsdkj. Pissy Karasu is pissy.]

Find someone else to bother.

[mercwamouth]

I did.

I'm looking at him.

And that one?

[quantumcrow.livejournal.com]

[Orb goes away. Wires are back. Karasu is not a happy camper.]

Go. Away.

[mercwamouth]

Magic word?

[quantumcrow.livejournal.com]

[The magic word is 'wires through your torso' 8|]

[mercwamouth]

ACK!

[Goes limp]

[quantumcrow.livejournal.com]

[Wires retract again. Karasu just stares.]

[mercwamouth]

[Deadpool collapses on the ground... Deadpool springs back up, the wounds close over]

I like you.

[Draws his two swords]

I think I'll call you "Cable Guy".

[quantumcrow.livejournal.com]

[Oh hay, have a grinning Karasu. Because pffft, swords.]

[mercwamouth]

[Deadpool can tell Karasu's got some skills, so he's not gonna hold back much. He lunges forward at peak-human speed with very impressive form, slicing at Karasu's torso with one sword while preparing to block with the other]

Maybe you can help me. I get all the basic channels but I'm not getting Skinemax anymore. There a deal to upgrade my package?

[quantumcrow.livejournal.com]

[If Karasu had human reflexes he'd be looking at rather nasty wound there, but hey, teleporting! He promptly warps behind Deadpool. Or rather, behind and above. His wires come out to play again, but this time they're aimed to restrain rather than stab.]

[mercwamouth]

I don't know what kinda messed up world you come from, but this ain't a hentai!

[Deadpool rolls back and narrowly avoids the tentacles wires, leaping up to where Karasu is and shooting out a sword with intent to stab]

[quantumcrow.livejournal.com]

[Karasu is playing a game. The name of the game is Warp Behind The Idiot, Lash Out With Wires, Then Warp Again.]

[mercwamouth]

[Deadpool saw that one coming. This time he body-slides about half a second after Karasu's warps (in other words as soon as he can figure where he's gone... teleport leap frog!), keeping his momentum with the sword stab]

Time to think of something different, C.G., or else it's stabby time!

[quantumcrow.livejournal.com]

[One arm comes up, wires meshing into a shield guarding his vitals. Oh, and spinweaponry is now fully deployed cue freakish shit emerging from his back. Hi Deadpool, would your chest like to get acquainted with a fistful of energy? Because it would really like to get acquainted with you. At an extremely high speed.]

1/2

[mercwamouth]

[Yeah, mid-air with an attack he's not expecting? No chance of dodging. Consider Deadpool energized.]

OH SHI--

[He spasms in the air a bit when it lands and he begins to fall shortly after he goes limp (again). He then lands on the Plane pretty hard]

2/2

[mercwamouth]

[...And now he's up again, popping broken limbs back into place and healing charred flesh]

Had enough yet?

[quantumcrow.livejournal.com]

[Karasu remains standing a few meters in the air.]

Are you finished?

[mercwamouth]

I dunno about you, but I could keep this up all day.

[quantumcrow.livejournal.com]

Don't you have anything better to do?

[mercwamouth]

Time in our realities freezes while we're here, so that don't matter.

[quantumcrow.livejournal.com]

To you, perhaps.

[mercwamouth]

No, you too. You're new here, you've still got some things to learn.

[quantumcrow.livejournal.com]

[Eyebrow raise.]

[mercwamouth]

See with the amount of hair you have, I shouldn't have been able to tell that you raised an eyebrow. That's so weird.