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[realitymods]

[The twins are holding their clipboards and checking off things. They look up at Meredith] They're all beginning to access the plain of their own accord now, so it's time to officially begin the experiment! This one should produce better results than the Chimera experiment.

[Meredith stand still, voice light and careless] Perhaps we should explain some things to the subjects. It seems this may facilitate the progress of the experiment.

[The twins frown and tuck their clipboards under their arms in unison] Why do we need to do that?

I have previously given my justification. [Meredith gazes across the plane] We may find it beneficial.

'Beneficial'? [The twins give long, somewhat dramatic sighs] Fiiiine. If they really need to know...

[Turning away from the Twins, Meredith sets her gaze on those nearby] If you are inclined to ask questions of us, we may elect to answer them. Please direct all queries here.

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[theguv.livejournal.com]

[just...stares at them, because that isn't gonna cut it]

[realitymods]

[and both smile] Any other questions?

[theguv.livejournal.com]

Yeah. How did this 'Astral Plane' bullocks get in my City? And why in the bleedin' name of Peter, Paul an' Mary does my team seem to think Tyler's gone AWOL?

[realitymods]

Well it's not in your city. And ohhh, that. Mmm, well, we couldn't get things set up quite properly. So we tried our best to recreate everything based on individual data. So some parts might have gone missing or not merge together.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

In English, you faeries.

[realitymods]

We aren't faeries! They're not around much anymore.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

And you still haven't answered the bloody question, you Goddamned nonces!

[realitymods]

[plug their ears] Loooooud. What question did you want answered?