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[likeajoan.livejournal.com]

[Buffy appears on the Plane and then... proceeds to congratulate herself on it]

Wow, it worked! I didn't know if it was going to work again, because hey these things have a habit of going all kaflooey and--

[eh, what's this?! She examines a lock of her hair, frowning]

What huh? Okay-- nobody mentioned before that this place messes with hair! That's a very important sidenote!

[aaaand then looking down at her clothes, mortified]

And HEY! Why am I dressed like... like an executive skank???

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[extutela.livejournal.com]

[Oh dear, such language. D: ] Ms. Summers, was it? Are you all right?

[likeajoan.livejournal.com]

[sorry but THE HAIR and the CLOTHES]

Hi, sorry-- Aziraphale, right? It's Buffy, yeah. Except with... really weird hair and I didn't put on these clothes this morning and is this something that happens a lot?

[Buffy rejects punctuation under such circumstances]

[extutela.livejournal.com]

[Az mentally corrects her punctuation, because he's Az.] Not that I know of. I mean, apparently this place has a variety of strange effects, but spontaneous changing of... clothes is new to me.

[stardustflying.livejournal.com]

[At least she's still the right size. Have a six inch fairy!Astrid fluttering past, scattering emerald sparkly dust every time her wings flap, she's got the hang of hovering and staying in one spot now though, so conversation is a smidgen easier.]

It changed you too? I'm a fairy somehow, when you step back off you should be back to normal though... it's just weird here. [clueless shrug]

[likeajoan.livejournal.com]

[ooh, a fairy! That's different! Buffy is mildly entranced actually]

Wow, but see you look amazing and I just look like a... brunette secretary... table dancer.

[see: indecently short miniskirt and long blazer failing to make up for it]

It's just temporary though, while we're here?

[stardustflying.livejournal.com]

I'm not wearing any clothes! Well barely anyway. What's a table dancer?

[curious look and visions of someone who dances on a table? Which Buffy doesn't particularly resemble, although how someone that dances on a table should look is beyond her.]

Seems to be, well for me anyway, someone told me a lot of people are in the wrong bodies on the Plane at the moment, but it doesn't make it any less worrying. What if we're stuck like this forever here?

[house-1-god-0.livejournal.com]

Hey, some people like executive skanks.

[likeajoan.livejournal.com]

[unimpressed]

Uhuh. Unfortunately I'm not one of them. And this? This is not normally how I dress. Also, I'm blonde. Yup.

[exserpens.livejournal.com]

An experiment?

[eyes Buffy for a moment, then smiles]

Not a bad one, from the look of it.

[likeajoan.livejournal.com]

[you, sir, are the lucky winner of a mildly exasperated look!]

Oh you gotta be kidding me, right? This? Please don't tell me you prefer this or I may lose the desire to live.

Also, experiment?

[exserpens.livejournal.com]

[He shrugs, still smiling]

I said nothing about preference, just that this isn't bad. The outfit's rather sharp, isn't it?

Er, right. The people—beings, whatever—that control this place, they like to perform experiments on us from time to time. Generally harmless sorts of things, on occasion not-so-harmless. If this is the worst they've got in store for you currently you should count yourself lucky.

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

[Still only in ropes and still looking sour] Nice suit.

[likeajoan.livejournal.com]

[and now faintly sheepish whilst... trying not to stare]

I'm guessing you got hit by the scanty-whammy too?

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's been very fun.

...I'm Juni by the way.

[handysparehand.livejournal.com]

This place messes with your hair? Since when?

[hands go up ruffling through hair, making sure it's still there and normal and things. eyes roll up trying to see hair, too]

[likeajoan.livejournal.com]

[she does 'woah woah woah' type hand gestures here and gives his hair a good once-over]

Relax, your hair looks... unscathed to me. Except for, you know, what you just did to it, but-- I don't know! Since just now, apparently.

[illustrative pointing to her hair] Brown?

[handysparehand.livejournal.com]

And mine is still brown, then?

[hesitantly] Or am I ginger? [rushed] Or something else. Not that it matters.

[harmonixerdemon.livejournal.com]

I've never had this place mess with my hair before.

[likeajoan.livejournal.com]

Maybe I won some kind of really lame lotto?

[yup, plausible theories 'r' us]

[harmonixerdemon.livejournal.com]

[Heh] Lucky you. At least you didn't change that much.

[galeforcehero.livejournal.com]

...Nothing wrong with being brunette.

[:(!]

[likeajoan.livejournal.com]

Oh! No! No! [watch her backtrack! Go Buffy go!]

I just-- it's just I've always been blonde and it's kind of a shock and with the CLOTHES that defy all explanation? It's just really weird for me right now but on YOU that's a whole other flattering and delightful story!!

[:D?]

[bacchusprince.livejournal.com]

[Crosses arms and pouts, because he's still a girl when he comes here] Hair is nothing.

[likeajoan.livejournal.com]

[oh dear, feels bad now for complaining]

I take it this is... not the norm for you.

[eep]

[shinypaws.livejournal.com]

This place does have a habit of "messing with" its inhabitants, I'm afraid~