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[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

[and here's a Wolfwood, wearing a set of robes and trying not to trip over them as he paces angrily near the bar]

Goddammit! I need a smoke!

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[dwellonschemes.livejournal.com]

Well, it is an option, but I don't think it would be wise to do it many days in a row.

That is rather convenient for me. [He pauses.] Is there anything else I need to be aware of? In my short time there I did come across some violence, in which I believe I was expected to partake.

[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

Huh, I'll keep it in mind.

I'm sort of th' unofical support for th' sheriff. We've got a lot of bandits that like comin' through an' there's the kids. They like learnin' strangle holds. I'd watch out for Missy, though. She's been tryin' t' marry me.

[dwellonschemes.livejournal.com]

[Albus blinked. He found all of this information rather strange.] Is she not aware that you are not interested in marrying her?

[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

She probably figures that I'll come t' my senses an' settle down. Too many romances in her head 'bout retired gunslingers livin' a life free o' sins.

[dwellonschemes.livejournal.com]

"Gunslinger"?

[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

...Yeah. I use a bunch o' different guns t' fight with.

Don't you got 'em in your world?

[dwellonschemes.livejournal.com]

Guns do exist in my reality, but witches and wizards do not use them. There is no sense in having a gun if you have a magic wand.

Why are different types of guns necessary?

[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

Depends on what's comin' down th' road. Armored cars need heavier ammo t' pierce it, giants shrug off anythin' less than missles, an' so on.

I suppose you can kill with a word or something?

[dwellonschemes.livejournal.com]

Ah...I see.

Ah, I've just had an idea. If we must go days in our realities before we are switched back, I could be here in the Astral Plane for you to come and ask me questions any of the customers might have. Of course, this is only if we need to, as it really isn't fair to ask you to go through that much trouble for my sake. But it is a possible option.

[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

[tries to come up with a way for this rather polite person to try even fitting into his lifestyle and can't picture it. just hard to imagine him dusty, let alone drinking and shooting at bandits]

I guess I could do that. I'm jus' not sure how t' explain Gunsmoke to you. [ponder, ponder] I do know one thing though - there's a big cross shaped object in my bedroom all wrapped up an' everything that I think you shouldn't touch. I don't want t' see you get hurt on it.

[dwellonschemes.livejournal.com]

Ah, alright. I shouldn't touch it at all? [He ponders. Strange request; he thinks maybe it's cursed, but then remembers Wolfwood's world doesn't have magic.] Will this cause problems? Will I be expected to touch it?

[chapelsend.livejournal.com]

It's a damn tricky gun. If you don' know how t' use a normal one, you ain't gonna know how t' handle that one. Nah, just use the .45 an' it'll be good.