http://chasingstars201.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] chasingstars201.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2009-01-16 01:05 am

051 - Make it a soulful shade of blue (with a ribbon at the hem)

[She appears in a sundress, broad-brimmed hat and sandals, her hair loose around her shoulders and her dog sitting next to her foot.]

I don't speak Italian. I've never been to Italy. I've never thought about going to Italy.

[She looks down at the dog. The dog looks up at her, tongue rolling cheerfully out the side of his mouth.]

You know, you're supposed to be a guard dog. Where were you when I was being kidnapped?

And why are you the only one there now?


[[Experiment start.]]
mercwamouth: (arms crossed pose)

[personal profile] mercwamouth 2009-01-16 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
Hei. Desert island.

Didn't you get the memo?
mercwamouth: (thinking looking up)

[personal profile] mercwamouth 2009-01-16 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
Anyway, it seems like you two are gonna get some time to cool off. That's probably good.
mercwamouth: (arms crossed pose)

[personal profile] mercwamouth 2009-01-16 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, you need to cool off. And Hei said pretty much the same thing. "Maybe the water's acid or the coconuts are poisoned or there are sandworms." You guys really need to stop looking a gift horse in the ass.
mercwamouth: (it's simple really)

[personal profile] mercwamouth 2009-01-16 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Not saying don't be suspicious, but be like James Bond. Sleep with a gun under your pillow, but in a queen sized bed with a gorgeous, ridiculously-named woman.

...Er, man.
mercwamouth: (falling whee!)

[personal profile] mercwamouth 2009-01-17 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe look at it as some time to reflect. Talk about your feelings. Learn to live and love again.
mercwamouth: (arms crossed pose)

[personal profile] mercwamouth 2009-01-17 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
And a masochist, apparently.

[Slightly accusatory look]

You... ever apologize to Diva for the way you acted that night?
mercwamouth: (emo)

[personal profile] mercwamouth 2009-01-17 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
Look, I don't hold it against you. That was probably one of the worst nights of your life and you were pretty drunk. Plus Diva can sometimes have less empathy than a pipe wrench, which I'm sure is what caused you to get so pissed off, but you said some pretty cold things and she took it pretty hard.

If you do hate Diva, then, well, whatever. You don't have to like everything. I hate clowns and fluorescent lights.

But if you don't hate her, she'd probably like to hear that.
mercwamouth: (buh close up)

[personal profile] mercwamouth 2009-01-17 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Well then I guess that...

...

...I'm sorry...enjoying?
mercwamouth: (what the deuce?)

[personal profile] mercwamouth 2009-01-17 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
No, seriously. Diva? I mean, she's always been a little... Diva...but she was happy about what happened to you?
mercwamouth: (migraine)

[personal profile] mercwamouth 2009-01-17 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
Jesus, I hope so.
mercwamouth: (not listening)

[personal profile] mercwamouth 2009-01-17 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
It's fine. I've been called way worse. Besides, it seemed like I was more collateral damage than anything in that conversation.
mercwamouth: (thumbs up)

[personal profile] mercwamouth 2009-01-17 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
Atta girl.

If you are in Italy, make sure you try the gelato. It has so much sugar your diabetes will get diabetes.