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[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[A blur of feathers and limbs tumbles onto the Plane, accompanied by a series of loud squawks and yowls.

After a few moments struggle the blur turns out to be a casually dressed Ianto, pinning down an obviously worn down seagull with his hands and teeth. Ianto has a nasty looking gash on his right cheek, stopping abruptly beneath his eye, but other than that he seems unharmed.

The seagull, on the other hand, is clearly injured pretty severely, and no longer stands any sort of chance at fighting Ianto off. It's still alive though, and Ianto is chewing at the feathers on its back.

Omnomnom, seagull.]

((And kitty!Ianto is go. Until the 29th Ianto will not exhibit any human behaviour whatsoever. Have fun, kids!))

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[swanseer.livejournal.com]

[Bites her lip again but stays where she is]

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[...tentative lick. :|]

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

[Juni will not laugh, she will not] If you promise not to eat the bird I'll bring you some proper food, alright?

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[Stares at the bird. Which is probably a bit more lively now it's been healed, and therefore more exciting.]

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

[Juni has already sustained a few pecks and is trying to suppress the urge to murder the bird herself] ...Ianto?

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[Stalks back and forth, and back and forth, his gaze never wavering as he watches the bird.]

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

[Sighs again and stands up, grabbing the bird as it tries to peck her again/i>] You do that and I give you to him.

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[Ianto wishes you would, Juni.

And I'd make up your mind as to what you're going to do with that bird pretty quickly. He's pretty big, and if he decided to pounce...]

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

[Glares down at Ianto and then tosses the bird into the air] I damn well hope you can fly.

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[The bird takes off, flying off to some nice safe area of the Plane. Probably the woody part, idk.

Ianto gives her a sulky glare, then starts to clean the cut on his face.]

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

[Kneels down] Look, there are better things to eat then seagulls.

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[Sorry, Juni. Busy sulking/grooming.]

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

[Glare] Ianto.

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[...that is not how you persuade a cat, Juni. Glares back, keeps licking.]

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

[...Juni sucks at cats. Still glaring] Okay, what do you want?

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[Lick, lick, lick. Maybe if he ignores her she will go away.]

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

...I could get you chicken?

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[Since he doesn't understand human speech, he doesn't look up.

He would like chicken, though. Silly boy doesn't know what he's turning down.]

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

[Juni makes a face and drops from the plane... Returning a few moments later with some chicken!

It's odd how she's nicer to cats]

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[...chicken.

Ianto is your BFF now, Juni. He sniffs at it hopefully.]

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

[Smiles and sets it on the floor] I do hope you won't choke on any bones, that could be interesting.

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[Omnomnom... Ianto is completely ignoring her now in favour of devouring the chicken.

He is picking around the bones, though. He's a lot smarter than my dog, and doesn't fancy winding up at a specialists in Liverpool 'cause he was dumb enough to swallow a cooked bone.]

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

[Still watching] Um... Good Ianto?