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[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[A blur of feathers and limbs tumbles onto the Plane, accompanied by a series of loud squawks and yowls.

After a few moments struggle the blur turns out to be a casually dressed Ianto, pinning down an obviously worn down seagull with his hands and teeth. Ianto has a nasty looking gash on his right cheek, stopping abruptly beneath his eye, but other than that he seems unharmed.

The seagull, on the other hand, is clearly injured pretty severely, and no longer stands any sort of chance at fighting Ianto off. It's still alive though, and Ianto is chewing at the feathers on its back.

Omnomnom, seagull.]

((And kitty!Ianto is go. Until the 29th Ianto will not exhibit any human behaviour whatsoever. Have fun, kids!))

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[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[He gives her a look, then intercepts the seagulls escape attempt and drops it back in front of her, still looking at her expectantly.]

[geekgirltosh.livejournal.com]

[nope, she still doesn't know what to do with the seagull...] Are you all right?

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[Shoves it at her legs with his head.

Just take the damn thing, Tosh.]

[geekgirltosh.livejournal.com]

[Tosh gingerly picks the seagull up. If she catches some sort of disease from it, she's so blaming you.] ...right. You, uh, should probably get Owen to do something about that cut on your face.

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[Hey! He just gave you a present. You should be grateful. :|

He looks pleased, and rubs around her legs purring. He's... well, he's not really paying much attention to what she's saying.]

[geekgirltosh.livejournal.com]

[she thanked him already, what more do you want?

Tosh crouches down and...pets him, because what else do you do with a cat?] Yeah, this is a little weird, even for Torchwood.

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[Petting, apparently.

His purrs increase in volume as she pets him, and he rolls onto his back for a belly rub.]

[geekgirltosh.livejournal.com]

[she rubs his belly, really hoping that he doesn't remember this later] Brilliant. Guess I'll be the one making the coffee for a bit.

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[He wriggles contentedly, and bats playfully at her face.]

[geekgirltosh.livejournal.com]

[siiigh; she keeps petting him] I wonder if we've got any informational pamphlets on what to do if your coworkers decide they're animals?

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[He's still purring, and doesn't really seem to pay any mind to her talking.]

[geekgirltosh.livejournal.com]

[one-sided conversations are Tosh's favourite kind!] Mind you, the one on space-time paradoxes didn't help much.

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[Well, she's certainly not going to be getting much response. Although he is looking up at the seagull again. He wants.]