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[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[A blur of feathers and limbs tumbles onto the Plane, accompanied by a series of loud squawks and yowls.

After a few moments struggle the blur turns out to be a casually dressed Ianto, pinning down an obviously worn down seagull with his hands and teeth. Ianto has a nasty looking gash on his right cheek, stopping abruptly beneath his eye, but other than that he seems unharmed.

The seagull, on the other hand, is clearly injured pretty severely, and no longer stands any sort of chance at fighting Ianto off. It's still alive though, and Ianto is chewing at the feathers on its back.

Omnomnom, seagull.]

((And kitty!Ianto is go. Until the 29th Ianto will not exhibit any human behaviour whatsoever. Have fun, kids!))

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[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[Ianto looks up, and hisses at him, his grip on the bird tightening. He remembers he doesn't like you, Juliet. :|]

[bacchusprincess.livejournal.com]

[Everyone remembers the hate... And that's supposed to be a pretty frightening sight, but it's... a little funny. Okay, it's very funny.]

So you finally snapped or something~? [Trying not to laugh, really...]

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[He makes an unhappy 'mrrr'-ing noise, and if he had a tail he'd be twitching it.

He has no idea what you're saying, but he's pretty sure he doesn't like it.]

[bacchusprincess.livejournal.com]

[Smiles~~~] Wish I would have camera right now~~ [Slowly kneels down and holds out one hand for him.]

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[He's a little wary, but usually someone who holds their hands out wants to pet, and petting is good.

He struggles for a moment to pick up the semi-unconscious/dying bird, then approaches.]

[bacchusprincess.livejournal.com]

[Being petted and eating at once? Mmm, go Garfield. Juliet still smiles, and lets him come closer, and of course pets him. Though he grimaces at the bird.] My my kitty, this kind of food isn't suited for a royalty such as you, is it now? Or such scars... Eew.

Wait just a second~~ [Scratches under his chin a little before disappearing, and coming back with a plate of cat food (best quality) and... it's not a first aid kit, what were you thinking...]

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[Ianto doesn't care what it is-- he has food that's easier to deal with than something living. Plus it's kind of boring now it's stopped moving so much. He drops the bird, and starts on the cat food.]

[bacchusprincess.livejournal.com]

[Juliet is actually having all too much fun with this...] There there~~ Much better, isn't it? Mm, I wonder how would you welcome a flea collar~? Maybe with a little bell~~~ [Too much fun indeed.]

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[Ianto is going to be incredibly pissed off once he's back to normal. Just to warn you, Juliet.

He finishes off the cat food, and turns to rub his face against Juliet's legs. The bird, now long forgotten, starts to drag itself off to safety.]

[bacchusprincess.livejournal.com]

[Juliet thinks it so worth it.]

Ara, so our belly is full now~~? [Smiles sweetly, and pets him.] Then we should take a look at that scar, shall we~? [That would mean he tilts the kitty's head up to examine it~]

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[Purrs. He likes petting, and so long as he doesn't actually touch the cut he'll be content.

It's still bleeding, and now smeared across his cheek from where he's been rubbing.]

[bacchusprincess.livejournal.com]

[Giggles. That purring is absolutely... amusing.] Scars of an epic battle~~ Such a brave kitty you are~! [Beams as he prepares a towel to wipe the blood and cleans around the wound. Though one hand still petting.] Or a foolish one, who knows~

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[The purring stops abruptly, and he jerks back with a surprised wail.

That really hurts. >\]

[bacchusprincess.livejournal.com]

Oh... Such a whiny little one you are. [Nope, Juliet is not the one who helps when there is trouble involved, noone worth that much.] At least you're clean~ Mostly. [Pat pat, no he won't get tired of that soon, it's hilarious.]

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[Reluctantly accepts the pat, and wipes at the cut with the back of his hand.

He can clean it. You, on the other hand, are not getting anywhere near it.]

[bacchusprincess.livejournal.com]

[Watches him fondly, as he packs up the towel and the plate.] Maybe we should get that collar then~ Fortunately I have one lying around! [So doesn't but he will get one anyway.] It'd look lovely~ What do you think~? [Scratching behind ears~ Or that is only for dogs?]

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[He loves ear scratches! In fact he likes it so much his head is thrown back and he's purring enormously.]