ext_153071 ([identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2009-01-05 03:57 pm

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[hey there Plane-goers. I'm on a bit of a hiatus, but I need some laughs while I'm stuck at work tonight, and what better way to get them than to humiliate Gene, right? I thought you'd agree. so guess who just showed up on the Plane, gun drawn, in nothing but his swim trunks. if you guessed our illustrious Gene Hunt, you would be correct! he looks around a minute, completely unperturbed by his lack of clothing]

Tyler! Get your ruddy useless arse back to Manchester before I kick your balls in and start calling you Betty. We've got a situation!

[and with that, our half-naked hero departs! he will probably not be back, but feel free to react as you will to his sudden appearance! after all, laughing at his expense is always A-OK with me! that and, you know, the whole point of this post.]

[identity profile] pimp-my-legend.livejournal.com 2009-01-05 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
You should not run around in your swimming trunks.

[identity profile] pimp-my-legend.livejournal.com 2009-01-05 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
You'll catch a cold.

[identity profile] pimp-my-legend.livejournal.com 2009-01-05 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
But it reminds me of a time not too long ago, to tell the truth.

[identity profile] pimp-my-legend.livejournal.com 2009-01-05 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
It is a grandiose tale that spans many months, but it truly is a wonderful tale. I should hope that you, you uncultured fellows, should like to hear it.

[identity profile] pimp-my-legend.livejournal.com 2009-01-05 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I have so entitled this poem "O Hark! To See a Large, Scantily Clad Man in A Way We Should Not Wish to Ever See".

[identity profile] pimp-my-legend.livejournal.com 2009-01-05 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
It is like my legend, for it begins in the 12th century.

[identity profile] bacchusprince.livejournal.com 2009-01-05 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[...ew]

Well, as if that wouldn't make you think twice about being gay...

[identity profile] pimp-my-legend.livejournal.com 2009-01-06 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
{Excalibur will sing and dance for you too ♥}

contract_star: (uh-oh)

[personal profile] contract_star 2009-01-06 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
[...wut.]

[identity profile] got-the-stones.livejournal.com 2009-01-06 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
Jeez, someone's loud.

[identity profile] scienceandgod.livejournal.com 2009-01-06 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
[Arthur is just sort of staring in the way you see in the icon. Because Gene is technically the most naked person he has seen in a very long time.]

[identity profile] savagestime.livejournal.com 2009-01-06 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
You really shouldn't stare, Arthur. You'll out yourself to the whole Plane.

[identity profile] scienceandgod.livejournal.com 2009-01-06 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
I wasn't. I mean, not for that reason.

[identity profile] savagestime.livejournal.com 2009-01-06 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
You caught on to the reason rather quickly, though.

[identity profile] scienceandgod.livejournal.com 2009-01-07 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
There isn't really anything else you could be refering to.

[identity profile] savagestime.livejournal.com 2009-01-09 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
Of course there is! Perhaps you're one who admires and collects strange swimming trunks. Or, perhaps you have an obsession with medallions. Maybe you see random appearances as a divine message - that would be awkward to be outed on.

There are plenty of things.

[identity profile] scienceandgod.livejournal.com 2009-01-11 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
I don't, to any of those things.

[identity profile] savagestime.livejournal.com 2009-01-11 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Then what am I referring to?

[identity profile] scienceandgod.livejournal.com 2009-01-11 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure you know better than I.

[identity profile] savagestime.livejournal.com 2009-01-11 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Come on, give us a guess.

[identity profile] savagestime.livejournal.com 2009-01-13 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Arthur, stop being a spoilsport.

[identity profile] scienceandgod.livejournal.com 2009-01-14 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
I'd rather not play along.

[identity profile] scienceandgod.livejournal.com 2009-01-14 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Why do you bring it up so often?

[identity profile] savagestime.livejournal.com 2009-01-16 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Because you respond to it so amusingly, obviously.

[personal profile] didorothy 2009-01-06 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
You already call me Betty!!

[but Sam disappears after his Guv]

[identity profile] miseardae.livejournal.com 2009-01-06 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
...

[snickers]

[WILL DEFINITELY BE MENTIONING THIS LATER]

[identity profile] cybercentric.livejournal.com 2009-01-06 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[grumbles to himself]

Just like being at home.