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[the Ninth Doctor appears in the astral plane just in time for his jaws to close on empty air] Well, that's... Hmm. [a confused pause, in which the Doctor is turning around in a complete circle and looking for a door or a hole or some other plausible explanation for how he got to where he's currently standing] Normally I'd suspect a wrong turn, but that's a bit difficult when you're sitting still with the parking brake on.

[he takes a few steps and then stops and bounces up and down in place] Solid enough. Good to know, 'cause I'd hate to... [trails off, frowning] No, that's enough playing along. Where's my TARDIS? Or, for that matter, my sandwich?

Hello?

Look, if you're going to go to the trouble of beaming someone out of their own chair mid-meal, you could have the decency to show up. It's common courtesy.

[a silence that stretches for what seems like several minutes, but was probably just a few seconds] What, am I talking to myself here?

Oh, come on.

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[bloodonedge.livejournal.com]

Wonders never cease with you, do they.

[soimpressive.livejournal.com]

That's what I've been told.

[bloodonedge.livejournal.com]

[laughs a bit] I bet you're the life of every party with your banana.

[soimpressive.livejournal.com]

Learn that from one of the other Doctors, did you?

[bloodonedge.livejournal.com]

[shrugs] Yeah. Even though you can leave, people tend to stay and hang out. Chat happens.

[soimpressive.livejournal.com]

Well, just as soon as I get a few things sorted, I'm leaving for good.