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[soimpressive.livejournal.com]

[the Ninth Doctor appears in the astral plane just in time for his jaws to close on empty air] Well, that's... Hmm. [a confused pause, in which the Doctor is turning around in a complete circle and looking for a door or a hole or some other plausible explanation for how he got to where he's currently standing] Normally I'd suspect a wrong turn, but that's a bit difficult when you're sitting still with the parking brake on.

[he takes a few steps and then stops and bounces up and down in place] Solid enough. Good to know, 'cause I'd hate to... [trails off, frowning] No, that's enough playing along. Where's my TARDIS? Or, for that matter, my sandwich?

Hello?

Look, if you're going to go to the trouble of beaming someone out of their own chair mid-meal, you could have the decency to show up. It's common courtesy.

[a silence that stretches for what seems like several minutes, but was probably just a few seconds] What, am I talking to myself here?

Oh, come on.

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[demnify.livejournal.com]

[I DON'T KNOW YOU BUT YOU KNOW ME, GOOD SIR]

Well, this is certainly interesting.

[soimpressive.livejournal.com]

[and you thought the whiplash he got turning to talk to your Sixth self was bad]

Master.

[demnify.livejournal.com]

[he flashes the Doctor a fanged grin]

Lovely to know you still remember me, Doctor.

[soimpressive.livejournal.com]

[no grin here, just a very sharp nod]

Nice teeth.

[demnify.livejournal.com]

Yes. You remember how I got them, of course.

[soimpressive.livejournal.com]

I do.

What are you doing here?

[demnify.livejournal.com]

Existing, of course.

[soimpressive.livejournal.com]

[exasperated]

Why?

[demnify.livejournal.com]

[enjoys being a pest]

Because after you left me to die on that planet, it halted mid-explosion.

[soimpressive.livejournal.com]

It can't have done. And that doesn't explain what you're doing here.

[demnify.livejournal.com]

It did.

[a pause]

You're in an experiment, Doctor.

[soimpressive.livejournal.com]

Yeah? I didn't sign up for one. So I'll just be going then. Ta! [he makes as if to leave]