09; A million spaces in the Earth to fill [but there's no going home]

[dysfunctional couples? They really have nothing on these two. Dysfunctional...well, sort-of selves. The one in the brown suit is sipping on a banana daquiri with a little umbrella in it (he'll be saving it for the little sunbathers on Tredronia as they need it more than he does)]

Right. So! Merging is supposedly quite complicated, or time consuming. Or both. Maybe. It doesn't make a lot of sense to me, either.

[The one in the more casual attire sips on a pint, giving his other self a look] Well, it has to be less complicated and time consuming than explaining to people on the streets why I'm talking to myself. You really do need to figure something out.

Why do I have to figure it out? You're me---with less sartorial taste, of course---but you've got to have some of my cleverness in that human brain of yours. [he may be surly because of the rum in the fruity drink]

I'm clever! Besides that, you've had a merger before, I haven't. So you need to figure something out. [gives him a look] And I'm sorry, but having exactly two suits isn't anyone's idea of taste.

They're nice suits. Besides, at least I know what I like. [scratches his sideburns] Well, I know it's got a bit to do with psychic wavelengths, creating some sort of a bond between the two realities.

I know what I like. Wearing more than two things is actually considered quite healthy by most people. [takes a sip of his drink] A bond between realities? How did you manage to do that before?

I don't know. It just sort of happened over time.

It just sort of happened? Like what, you woke up one day and bam, merged reality?

No, not that simple. It just took a bit of time, like a melting block of ice.

Really? A bit of time? Can't we just speed the process up, seeing as we're sort of the same? We should have some sort of psychic wavelength all ready, I would think.

We probably can. [takes a sip of his drink] I'm just not the sort of person who would know about that.

Lot of good, you are. [sighs] Right, well, what sort of person would know, then?

The Master.

Oh, you've got to be kidding. Really?

Not exactly the universe's greatest tutor, I think. We'll figure it out, though.

If he would be the sort to know, it can't be that difficult, right? I mean, there are two of us, after all.

We've got plenty of time, though. No need to rush things.

[identity profile] cyfor.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
Hey! Be nice. [She sits on Handy's foot] Overboiled Storm.

[identity profile] handysparehand.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
[pets Cy and looks and still looks at the Doctor like he is insane] What's wrong with you?
Edited 2008-12-18 06:30 (UTC)

[identity profile] cyfor.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
Live wherever I want to! Who says I live there?

[identity profile] handysparehand.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
[a little uncertainly] The Masters?

[identity profile] cyfor.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Look, it followed the shiny.

[identity profile] handysparehand.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I mean, there's another Doctor living with one of the Masters, too.

[looks uncertainly at Cy then back towards the Doctor.]

Has she actually done anything evil?

[identity profile] cyfor.livejournal.com 2008-12-19 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Whispering to Handy again] I think he called you evil.

[identity profile] handysparehand.livejournal.com 2008-12-19 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
[looks between the two, not really sure what to say or how he got himself caught here]

[identity profile] handysparehand.livejournal.com 2008-12-19 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
[back to staring at the Doctor like he is insane] You've lost your mind.

[identity profile] cyfor.livejournal.com 2008-12-19 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Wraps her paws around Handy's leg without extending her claws.] I'm not. He's crazy.

[identity profile] handysparehand.livejournal.com 2008-12-19 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not your companion, you know. I'm perfectly capable of taking care of myself.

[identity profile] cyfor.livejournal.com 2008-12-19 08:58 am (UTC)(link)
[She continues sitting on Handy's foot and looking back and forth between them, because this has become interesting.]

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