ext_153159 ([identity profile] savagestime.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2008-12-17 07:28 pm

A's got a girl for each season [B's got a mail-order bride]

[the Master and the Doctor appear together at the Astral Bar, bickering. No one should be surprised] Well, she's not that bad to put up with, is she? A bit mouthy, but you've picked up worse. The one of her here asked ever-so-nicely for me to take this one on, you know, so I don't mind. And anyway, if you happen to be acting particularly maddening, I can always use her as a hostage to put you back in line. It's a winning situation, I think.

You're not using her as a hostage. Frankly, I think she'd have a say in that first.

And I'd end up killing her because she's a very mouthy hostage, yes. It happens, I'm afraid. [the Master starts mixing a White Ballistic for himself, because he wants one]

[The Doctor wants one, too, but he's just eyeing the Master's] You haven't been slapped by her. You'd have to get through that first.

I'll draw her death out into something slow and painful, then. I keep telling you, Doctor, don't let any of your precious pets near me if you can't make them behave.

[the Doctor sighs and runs his hand through his hair] Her room is far, far away from yours, so you'll have to go out of your way to see her. Shouldn't be a problem.

Unless it becomes one, of course. You realise that there's only one good television lounge, and that I'm not sharing it with anyone. Except Lucy, of course.

You and Donna watch the same shows, don't you? Those sort of...popular things on in the daytime.

[for a long moment, he stares] I don't watch soap operas.

Oh. What about those talk ones?

No.

Well then, might need another television.

[the Master drinks his White Ballistic with a grin] My dear Doctor, the burden is entirely on you.

[ooc; join post, red is Master, blue is Doctor, expect double-tagging, and so on]

[identity profile] shatteredqueen.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
[shivers delightedly, then smiles and whispers] Master.

[identity profile] shatteredqueen.livejournal.com 2008-12-19 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
[tilts her head into his touch]

Well, I've met the one here. She seems interested in some of what I like, so I'm hoping she isn't too much of a boor. [laughs lightly] Yes, I know how he can be. A hostage sounds lovely.

[identity profile] shatteredqueen.livejournal.com 2008-12-21 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
I'd like to spend the evening with you, if I can. Perhaps we can take another walk? Or we can stay in for dinner, if you'd prefer.

[identity profile] shatteredqueen.livejournal.com 2008-12-21 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you have a planet in mind, or are we just aimlessly drifting again?

[identity profile] shatteredqueen.livejournal.com 2008-12-23 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
[frowns faintly] Harry? When you find them, can I help? I don't want to sit quietly in the TARDIS while you're out there. I want to do something. Can't I?

[identity profile] shatteredqueen.livejournal.com 2008-12-23 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
But I'm your wife! Doesn't that mean anything?

[identity profile] shatteredqueen.livejournal.com 2008-12-23 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
Then let me fight this one. Please, Harry, I can be useful. Let me be with you. Let me help kill them. It's been so long since I've been able to kill something with you.

[identity profile] shatteredqueen.livejournal.com 2008-12-23 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
[opens her mouth to protest, then draws back, lowering her head and nodding, brushing out her skirt absently] Something else, then. Fine. I won't ask again. I'm sorry, Harry.

[identity profile] shatteredqueen.livejournal.com 2008-12-24 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
[lets him hold her, nodding listlessly] Of course. I look forward to it, Harry.

[identity profile] shatteredqueen.livejournal.com 2008-12-26 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
[shrugs] I wouldn't know. You spend more time than I do with him, really. Which is just as well. I don't much care for the man, you know that.

[identity profile] shatteredqueen.livejournal.com 2008-12-30 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
[she might -- might -- have lost a bit of her cool facade, but it's all back in place a second later] Annoying as ever, I'd assume. I haven't seen him in a while.

[identity profile] shatteredqueen.livejournal.com 2009-01-02 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
That was nothing, Harry, and it was a while ago. I don't want to upset you, so I've been keeping my distance from him. I thought you'd approve.