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[Suffering severe trauma leads to taking an holiday. Taking an holiday leads to intense boredom. And intense boredom leads to ~~the Dark Side~~ Sam Tyler in a waist apron]

Fumie, we're having pasta alla carbonara tonight.

And, uh, if anyone else is hungry... I have a lot of spare time right now. [muttered] Can't believe the satellite and the internet went out at the same time...

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[...forget the fear, she's adorable!]

Thanks. You can have more, if you want.

[bwahaha, told you so~ ~~at least for now~~]

Thank you very much, desu~ I would like some~ [finishes off her plate and hands it back to him expectantly] Do you have dessert, too?

[takes the plate ~~like the good little housewife he is~~]

Cannoli, actually. Can't make them myself, but I managed to find an Italian place where I could pick them up.

Cannoli? What is that, desu? Does it have strawberry in it? Is it like a scone?

I think I've seen cannoli with strawberries in them before, but not at the shop. And scones... aren't like cannoli at all. Here. [vanishes and reappears with another dish of carbonara, and a cannoli on the side~] You can try it, if you like.

[ignores the pasta and goes straight for the cannoli, taking a bite and chewing thoughtfully before her eyes light up] !!! This is delicious, desu! I-I mean, it's not as good as my strawberry cakes or scones, but it's still very good, desu! [onnomnoms the cannoli]

I'm glad you like it.

[finishes the cannoli and tucks into the pasta, finishing it with a contented sigh and a deep breath] Well~ Since this was so good, I suppose you can cook for me more often, human~ Can you make hanamaru hamburgers, desu? If not, I could bring some for you to try, since the little human's sister makes them for us sometimes.

[...wait, did she just make Sam her cooking slave?] Don't think I've ever heard of 'hanamaru hamburgers.' Don't actually like hamburgers much. I love Bambi Burgers, though, 'specially from that one pub that was down by my old - future - flat.

[haha, matching icons]

Hanamaru hamburgers have a flower-shaped egg on top, desu~ They're very, very good! [blinks, tilts her head] Bambi Burger, desu? What's that?

Eggs and hamburgers? Doesn't sound too hard. And that's a burger with ground vension from deer for the meat.

I've never had that before, desu... You should make me that next time. [nods] And you should buy more of these cannoli, too, desu! And I'll bring you some cake so you can see how good a cook I am~

I'd like that.

You know, I don't think I ever got your name.

I'm Suiseiseki, desu. What is your name?

Sam Tyler. Good to meet you, Suiseiseki.

[cheekily smiles at him] I guess it's good to meet you, too, desu~ You aren't bad, for a human~

Don't know if I like having my species held against me.

Yes, well. Humans are horrible creatures, desu. They hurt and kill and turn things into junk and they use others like they don't even matter... [frowns a little, then shakes her head and smiles at him] But you seem nice, so I guess you aren't like the others, desu~

[frowns] Suiseiseki, you can't... paint a whole species with one brush like that. Some of us hurt and kill and use other people, but we don't... Not all of us. Most of us try not to. My job is to stop people from doing that, and I'd be out of a job if humans didn't want someone to stop people from doing things like that.

[shakes her head] Enough of you do, desu. And you always leave. It's why we don't need you! Even if Father made us to be with humans, I... [hmphs and looks away] L-like I said, you seem like a nice human, desu! Which is why I'll let you keep cooking for me~ It's a nice change from the little human's sister all the time, desu~

[hahah, you're not walking away from this so fast] So, your... species doesn't hurt or kill or use people?

[pouts, can darn it, she didn't wanna talk about it] Um...we can make humans our mediums, desu, to make our own powers stronger. But we don't hurt them! We aren't like them, desu!

None of you do? Not a single one has hurt or killed a human or one of your own kind?

That...! [frowns, then looks down] Not humans, no. We don't hurt humans...

[softly] Hey. [crouches down beside her] Forget it. You wanted a ... hanumaru hamburger, was it?