http://fireintothesky.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] fireintothesky.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2008-11-24 04:56 pm

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[Henrietta has been feeling a bit stressed lately, and so, to relieve that stress, she has created an obstacle course with her Angelic Powers of Making Things. There are climbing walls, nets to crawl under, things to swing across--all of the cliches of military training movies, with one exception; the consequences for failing these obstacles is a touch more dangerous than falling in the mud. The swing rope goes over a pit of spikes; as she climbs the wall, the slats fall down behind her. With each obstacle the consequences for failure become a bit more severe, until the last one has her rolling out of the way of a crushing block of stone and across the finish line.

She scrambles to her feet, looks back, and goes to check her pulse--only to realize for the first time that she's not breathing.]


...w...what?!

[identity profile] exserpens.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Crowley looks panic-stricken for a moment—dammit, how many times is he going to have to prove he isn't cut out for this kind of thing? Finally he finds himself moving forward to crouch next to the girl, gathering her in his arms.]

[identity profile] exserpens.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 08:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Mental Note: Devise some sort of ingenious torture for every single bastard working at the Agency. It can be a pet project.]

Henrietta...you know that I'm a demon, right?

[identity profile] exserpens.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 08:31 am (UTC)(link)
Then you can imagine, I'm sure, that demons aren't especially well known for patience, forgiveness, or self-sacrifice?

[identity profile] exserpens.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
So what is it, exactly, that makes you think I'm cursed with those particular attributes? That when I tell you you haven't been a bother, I must be lying?

[identity profile] exserpens.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 08:38 am (UTC)(link)
Then listen to me, will you? I'm a selfish being, Henrietta. If you're being a bother, I'll find a way to get rid of you.

As it is, I'm not missing my end of the trade overly much, and I can have dinner with Aziraphale any bloody time I like.

Now would you please stop worrying?

[identity profile] exserpens.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[Crowley arches an eyebrow and smiles slyly]

Well if you go off and get yourself discorporated by a bunch of bloody spikes in your little training exercise I might have to change my mind, but otherwise no. You aren't.
Edited 2008-11-25 19:33 (UTC)

[identity profile] exserpens.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
It's all right. [He continues to hold her, a part of him hoping very much that no one happens to wander upon this touching little scene.]

You're done here, then? Shall we go back to the flat?

[identity profile] exserpens.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Probably. We wouldn't want any unsuspecting Plane-goers to stumble into it, now would we?

[His tone is almost wistful. It certainly would be funny >>;]

[identity profile] exserpens.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course. Awful.

[He stands, pulling Henrietta to her feet along with him, and brushes off his suit.]

Shall we drag Aziraphale away from his books and go find somewhere to have breakfast?

[identity profile] exserpens.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
The Draycott's got a good breakfast, or there's always the Ritz. I'll leave it up to you two to decide.