ext_162034 ([identity profile] marthajonesmd.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2008-11-21 08:04 pm

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[Martha's covered in grime and unidentifiable sludge, her clothes are torn, and she's bleeding in a few places - she's also got splotches of a black sticky liquid that some of you might recognise as Weevil blood on her clothing. All in all, she is not an especially happy person, seeing as how she's just spent her Friday night trudging through Cardiff's sewers. She sits down on the "floor" of the Plane and uses some of her first aid supplies to attempt to clean and bandage the wounds - luckily, there's nothing severe enough to warrant stitches.[

God, I need a bath. Maybe a bubble bath. With some candles and a bath bomb from Lush and a glass of wine. [snort] And a night off.

[identity profile] handysparehand.livejournal.com 2008-11-21 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Their mating instinct?

Promise me you're at least trying to be careful.

[identity profile] handysparehand.livejournal.com 2008-11-21 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[a little disturbed] Horny weevils? Do I even want to know what happened there?

[identity profile] handysparehand.livejournal.com 2008-11-21 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[he might be a little embarrassed by the entire situation as well, so there might be a matching blush] Well, nothing too indecent happened, I hope.

[identity profile] handysparehand.livejournal.com 2008-11-21 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[sigh] Well, that's a relief at least. Good thing Gwen was there. [a little awkwardly] And that entire mating need has died down, I hope.

[identity profile] handysparehand.livejournal.com 2008-11-21 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Right. Good. Can't be too careful.

[identity profile] handysparehand.livejournal.com 2008-11-22 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, you don't want to do that.

[identity profile] handysparehand.livejournal.com 2008-11-22 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I don't know. Because I say so? [shrugs]

[identity profile] handysparehand.livejournal.com 2008-11-22 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
True. [nods] All right then, I change my mind. Face mask it is. At all times. Helmets and elbow and knee pads too, just to be on the safe side.

[identity profile] handysparehand.livejournal.com 2008-11-22 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
Don't say that. Especially in front of your mum. I'm not sure how she'd take the comparison.

[identity profile] handysparehand.livejournal.com 2008-11-22 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't think so.

Still, she's right, you should be careful.

[identity profile] handysparehand.livejournal.com 2008-11-22 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
I'm allowed to worry, aren't I. [gives her a look] Horny weevils?

[identity profile] handysparehand.livejournal.com 2008-11-22 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
Right. That's what those bruises say, too. And [looks at her hair,finding a piece of that unidentifiable sludge] whatever that is.

[identity profile] handysparehand.livejournal.com 2008-11-22 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
[wipes his hand on the Plane floor] Right. Neither do I, so we'll just forget about it. [looks at Martha] But still, be careful.