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[If anyone wants to talk to, bother, molest, annoy, beat up, meet, or greet Minato Arisato, the male version, here he is listening to some music and generally just ignoring life.]

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[twelvemasks.livejournal.com]

[But there was rice in your hair...]

[lamb_of_gold]

[But you can't cook hair, you big silly silly >|]

[twelvemasks.livejournal.com]

[But now the rice in your hair is cooked and won't go to waste! :D]

[lamb_of_gold]

[Except my hair is poison]

[twelvemasks.livejournal.com]

[We can put you in a corn field to teach birds a lesson.]

[lamb_of_gold]

[*craii moar*]

[twelvemasks.livejournal.com]

[It gives the corn free fertilizer! And poisoned birds! With rice and hair in their stomachs.]

[lamb_of_gold]

[which will poison the corn and then poison whoever eats it. YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS? MILLIONS OF PEOPLE DIE BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT MY HAIR WAS A RICE COOKER!]

[twelvemasks.livejournal.com]

[Psh, there's six billion people in the world. A few million gone isn't that much :|]

[lamb_of_gold]

[Who the hell are you, The Master?]

[twelvemasks.livejournal.com]

[Yes.]

[lamb_of_gold]

[ohshi-]

[twelvemasks.livejournal.com]

[crap, now where do I hide the body?]

[lamb_of_gold]

[Trunk of the Cortina?]