Primo

[secondemperor.livejournal.com]

[Squalo stumbles onto the Plane and turns around abruptly, apparently in the middle of speaking to someone]

- said I wasn't interested!

[He raises an eyebrow at the fact that the person he was speaking to isn't there, and that he's also not in the strange shop he had stomped into to get Lussuria out of his hair.] The hell... you better not be messing with me again you greedy brat! [He swipes his sword-arm downward in frustration]

VOIII! GET OUT HERE AND SHOW YOURSELF! I'LL CUT OFF YOUR OVERSIZED HEAD!

Comments

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

[secondemperor.livejournal.com]

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

I'LL SHOUT LOUDER, ASSHOLE!!

[secondemperor.livejournal.com]

NO ONE CAN SHOUT LOUDER THAN ME, BRAT!!!

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

WANNA FUCKING BET!!?

[secondemperor.livejournal.com]

ONLY IF YOU WANT TO LOSE.

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

I'M NOT THE ONE WHO HAS A HOMO HAIRCUT.

[secondemperor.livejournal.com]

VOIII! THERE'S A FUCKING GOOD REASON FOR MY HAIR.

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

YOU LIKE IT HOMO?

[secondemperor.livejournal.com]

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH MY HAIR, YOU FAGGY BRAT?!

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

FUCK I AIN'T OBSESSED! I'M JUST GLAD I'M NOT SOME GODDAMNED FRILLY PANTS SWORD STRAPPED TO MY HAND ASSHOLE!

[secondemperor.livejournal.com]

[Gasp, normal volume?]

...How the FUCK are my pants frilly?! [Oh, and he does this (http://www.onemanga.com/Katekyo_Hitman_Reborn/111/04/) with his sword-hand, for the hell of it.]

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

They just are! No one wears shit like that unless they're fucking gay!

[... wtf, that's cool.]

[secondemperor.livejournal.com]

Tch. The Varia has a fucking stupid dress code, alright!

[Of course it is. I'm just that awesome.]

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

The Varia? Sounds like some kinda big mob family.

[Fuck, I want a robotic hand.]

[secondemperor.livejournal.com]

[Grins] That's almost right.

[It's extra badass if you chop off your hand first.]

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

Shit, really?

[... Nevermind, I like my hand and being able to touch myself without injury.]

[secondemperor.livejournal.com]

Elite assassin squad of the Vongola. We're our own boss, for the most part.

[What a wimp that's why you have TWO hands.]

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

Sounds like fun.

[Except the killing people part. He could really do without that. :/]

[secondemperor.livejournal.com]

Fuck yeah.

[That's half the fun! (Trying to kill your teammates is the other half)]

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

So what's the name of the asshole I just yelled at for five minutes?

[secondemperor.livejournal.com]

Ha. That's Squalo to you, brat.

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

Don't call me brat, or I'll call you old man. Your hair is the color of old people anyway.

[secondemperor.livejournal.com]

Tch. At least mine doesn't look like a porcupine died on my head!

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

... Porcupine? Most people describe it like a crow's nest. You're old AND blind!