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[Rose Tyler is sitting on the bar, eating ice cream cake. And there's a pie next to her. Anyway, she's eating ice cream cake straight out of the box with a very large fork that probably belonged to her toddler brother at some point]

Right, well. I have no clue whose face I'm eating, but it's delicious. And almost as good for stress as explosions.

Still, though. An explosion can't hurt.

[By the way. She has a detonator. And she pressed a button and blew up something not too far away on the plane.]

Much better.

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Right, well, that much isn't my fault.

I know, really. I still will do everything I can to help erm...the you in my universe. Anything I can do at the moment?

[Sort of pouts for a minute, before going back to being crazy] Doubt it.

You know, I'm starting to wonder if I should explore destroying things as a legitimate way of helping out people. Because honestly, I seem to be surrounded by violent people.

It's good therapy.

Does it actually work?

Sometimes a little bit--

...no.

Ah, well. I didn't think so but I thought I'd ask anyway.

Why?

Well, the Master always says it helps. I just never believe him. I especially wouldn't believe it would help you. You, well. You care about people.

That, well...that makes sense, I guess.

I'm trying to live up to my name. Fix and help and all that.

If there was something wrong, not that I'm saying there is, 'cause there really isn't, y'know, then I don't think it's something you could fix, since you're not that kind of Doctor.

Good thing there's not a problem, otherwise I'd be in a real mess.

To carry on this completely hypothetical train of thought, it's entirely possible that I could help ease the problems which don't exist but do in this thought experiment.

Right, so, how, hypothetically, would you do that?

Well, hypothetically, there must be a reason why you get the urge to destroy things so if we find that, we could work with it and see if there's, well, anything better you could put the energy towards. Still all hypothetical, of course.

How would hypothetically go about finding out my what hypothetical urges are?

Well hypothetically we could consider the biggest sources of frustration in your life and then hypothetically work out what would be best to lessen the stress. So! Hypothetically, what frustrates you most?

HypoWell, hypothetically, I suppose a lot of things frustrate me the most.

Then, hypothetically, it probably feels like a helpless situation that you can't solve?

I suppose, hypothetically, anyway, that's how I feel about a lot of life, yeah.

Well then. Maybe we could...try to give you a bit more control over things. Still hypothetically.

I don't think that that's possible. Y'know, hypothetically.

Why not? Hypothetically?

Well, hypothetically, I dunno.