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[swanseer.livejournal.com]

[Juni would be sitting cross legged on the floor and scribbling something in a rather battered old notepad... She's humming a old tune as she does so, it's fairly nice and Juni isn't aware that she's doing it, considering that most of her attention is focused on the notepad] Hm...

[And now she's singing to herself absently] Alas, my love, you do me wrong,
To cast me off discourteously.

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[exserpens.livejournal.com]

Ever considered a change in careers?

[a shrug] We've both been on Earth so long, it just kind of happened. One of us has to go out of the country for a bit, the other spots him while he's gone. Nothing major.

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I did, now I'm working for a guy who calls himself Lord Loss.

[Frown] How long?

[exserpens.livejournal.com]

I meant a change out of the Demonic Personal Assistant category. Isn't there anything else you can do, that doesn't require working for one of them?

Well, Earth was created in 4004 BC, so...a little over six thousand years now.

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

What do you suggest?

[O_O] Oh, so you're six thousand then?

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[shrug] I don't really know, without knowing what your world's like. Hostess at a restaurant?

Something like that...we were around for a while before the Earth was created, of course.

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[Smirk] They'd eat me.

Oh... You look very good for your age.

[exserpens.livejournal.com]

Ngk. That kind of restaurant, eh? Isn't there anything that doesn't involve being victimized by demons in some way or another?

Thank you. I'd say "I try" but I don't, not really.

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I suppose I could try and get out of their universe...

Well, considering that most things are dust by the six thousand year mark a little concentration must go into it.

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[headtilt] Is that even a possibility?

Not really. When something happens to this body I'll just pop on down to the requisition office and ask for a new one. Bloody load of paperwork and red tape involved, but I can't complain too much. Most of the paperwork was my idea.

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It might be, you see my universe is sort of... Divided.

Well, there's two universes and one of them is full of humans and one of them is full of demons, it's a slight possibility but it's still there.

[Raises eyebrow] You invented paperwork?

[exserpens.livejournal.com]

Have you tried getting back to the human one yet? The demon one doesn't sound particularly pleasant. Even the demons I'm used to aren't particularly pleasant, and it sounds as though they've got nothing on yours.

I...may have had a hand in it.

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Not for quite a few years, I'll have to try again some time.

I never much liked paperwork.

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Let me know how it goes, will you?

Yeah...that was pretty much the point.

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If I'm still alive.

Torturing poor servants into doing lots of meaningless filing?

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Ngk.

Basically. Why torture someone with medieval implements when you can hand them a warranty packet?

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

A lot more effective I must admit.