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[theguv.livejournal.com]

[you better be happy, Dero! I worked on this extra hard just for you

BUT ANYWAY. residents of the Plane! you may have noticed a distinct lack of a certain DCI about. this is mainly my fault. BUT WE HAVE PLOT REASONS TO COVER FOR MY LAZY ASS. you see, Gene has been KIDNAPPED (dun dun duuuuuuuun) by the Master and kept as his love slave prisoner for the past week. and because Gene is awesome at Not Learning Things in regards to the Plane, he's still not gotten the hang of appearing and disappearing in different points of his reality. so he's been trapped on Cheetah!Planet with the Master and his cheetahs and unable to get back to Manchester. PLUS he keeps appearing in the Fortress of Awesome, where the Master just conveniently drags him back to their reality.

so you, Plane goers, have the very special opportunity to see something that Gene really doesn't want you to see: his escape from the Fortress of Awesome. let it be known, however, that there are two reasons he doesn't want this seen. a) he's still bound, because there's no way the Master didn't tie him up back on Cheetah!Planet, so Gene's like ... stumbling and trying to break out of his ropes. and b) if you look carefully? you'll notice Gene's eyes have a rather curious yellow tint to them. that's right! his exposure to Cheetah!Planet has turned him a little bit feral. it'll only happen when he's filled with adrenaline or angry, but it's definitely there.

SO, my fellow Plane goers. go forth and bother the Guv. he'll love hate you for it~]

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[demnify.livejournal.com]

[there is also a third, unknown reason to the above. because, you see, eventually the Master will notice (and does) the lack of a certain prisoner. this, of course, makes him very angry, because Gene has been a sonovabitch this past week. and seeing as the illustrious Mr. Hunt isn't in the FORTRESS OF AWESOME?


he's now hunting you down]

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[yeah, well guess what? Gene can smell you now, Master, so he's doing his damn best to Keep the Hell Away]

IGNORE MY FAIL. I'm tired. >>

[chasingstars201.livejournal.com]

Gene! [And then... totally sees his eyes.] Oh god. That bastard. I knew it. I knew it!

[Mini!Misaki will totally be trying to untie you now, Gene :I And in theory it should have worn off by now, but I will handwave and say that it's not been that long. Because mindfucks are fun.]

WHAT IF I DON'T WANNA?

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[sees the mini!Misaki and just sort of ... stares] The bloody hell happened to you?

[madamemoiselle]

....Oh. Gene...were you...? {D: Oh god he is gay}

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[he is not!] What're you staring at?

[didorothy]

Guv!

What the hell happened?

[theguv.livejournal.com]

Oi! Little less talk, little more help here, Tyler!

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

[he processes the situation and--!] You just have all the luck, don't you?

[theguv.livejournal.com]

Sod off, wanker.

[fireintothesky.livejournal.com]

[Wh--eh? Henrietta can has switchblade. She is trying to be a good Samaritan] Um, are you all right, sir? I can untie you.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[what the heck is with all the kids?] Yeah, I'm just bloody swell. What's it look like, you git?

[fry-face.livejournal.com]

{oh lol} Shit, it looks like some pervert tied up my favorite cop around here.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[-_-] Like I care the feelings of a piece of shit like you.

[contract_star]

[Have a chibi Hei!]

What the hell happened to--

[Oh shit. Notices the eyes and freezes. Pure panic flashes through him, and it probably shows on his face, but he recovers quickly.]

...The Master? [Draws his knife (which is stupidly heavy now GODDAMN CHILD MUSCLES) and starts cutting through the ropes before Gene can answer.]

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[seriously, what is with the kids?!]

The bloody hell is going on with the lot of you? I'm gone for one week and you bastards get loused up and turned to kids or something?

[itsthecoat.livejournal.com]

And Ianto says I'm the one that's too open about my sexual preferences.

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[have a glare, Jack. have a glare]

[flashknickers.livejournal.com]

[See icon! But she's not smiling. She's shocked.]

[theguv.livejournal.com]

Oi, Cartwright. The hell you doing here, it's dangerous!

[got-the-stones.livejournal.com]

[Well that doesn't feel good.]

Hey, what the heck happened to you? Hold on, I can help. [Shoots some knife-like rocks all the way from her patch of earth at Gene. They might look like they're about to hit him, but they skate just close enough to cut the ropes.]

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[oh shit rocks flying at him! you better be glad Gene isn't the most nimble person or he might have moved fast enough for those to hurt him. as it is, he's rubbing his wrists and glaring at the oubgosubg ANOTHER KID?!] Watch it, brat.

[gerogerodance.livejournal.com]

[... Just stares, because that human is-- strange!]

Nee nee... what are you doing?

[theguv.livejournal.com]

Playing hopscotch, what's it -- who the hell's asking?

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

...you alright?

[theguv.livejournal.com]

What's it look like, you bloody div?

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

[Juni... Might just be holding a knife with blood on it, she's probably not telling] Whatever happened to you?

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[you people and your bloody knives--] Got on the wrong side of a girl scout troop, what's it look like?

[miseardae.livejournal.com]

...Well.

[shakes his head, before reaching behind him and pulling out his sonic knife]

Would you mind a bit of help?

[theguv.livejournal.com]

[eyes him] Get your damn Frenchie bastard pet under control and we'll talk.