http://willofd.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] willofd.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2008-01-12 02:04 pm

001.

This is... strange.
Let's see, I was walking with Nami and Usopp when I stopped to look at this strange shop. Then I met those creepy twins and the old woman, and now I'm among the stars. This island is really weird.
[picks his nose]
Naaamiii! Usooopp! Where are you? [groans] I think I got lost.

I don't like the smell of those twins. Maybe they killed me and this is the afterlife. Though that lady didn't look like an angel to me.
I feel hungry. Is there any food in the afterlife? I don't think I like being dead.
Isn't there a way to go back? I still haven't realized my dream to become the King of Pirates!
Heeey, old lady! Where's the exit? I want to-

[disappears and reappears after a while, holding a piece of roasted meat]
Well, this is interesting. [munches on the meat] So I wasn't dead. Is this the inside of the shop? It didn't look so large from the outside.

[identity profile] seventhcoil.livejournal.com 2008-01-12 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
...Do you have any more food?

[identity profile] seventhcoil.livejournal.com 2008-01-13 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahh, it's okay. Wait...did you say something about pirates?

[identity profile] seventhcoil.livejournal.com 2008-01-13 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
...You're a pirate? Really? Like the ones with swords and big ships and high sea adventures?

Oh. It's nice to meet you. I'm Fumie. ...Do you want me to call you Monkey?

[identity profile] seventhcoil.livejournal.com 2008-01-13 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you nice pirates...?

All right, Luffy! And no, I'm from Daikoku. I don't know where this place is or Water Seven.

[identity profile] seventhcoil.livejournal.com 2008-01-13 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. Good! I was worried you'd be those bloodthirsty pirates.

What's the Grand Line? Daikoku is in Japan. Have you heard of it?

[identity profile] seventhcoil.livejournal.com 2008-01-13 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Then that's pretty nice of you.

Oh, I think I know that line. [thinking of the equator] I bet that's dangerous! And Japan is, uhm, it's an island nation near China.