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[willofd.livejournal.com]

This is... strange.
Let's see, I was walking with Nami and Usopp when I stopped to look at this strange shop. Then I met those creepy twins and the old woman, and now I'm among the stars. This island is really weird.
[picks his nose]
Naaamiii! Usooopp! Where are you? [groans] I think I got lost.

I don't like the smell of those twins. Maybe they killed me and this is the afterlife. Though that lady didn't look like an angel to me.
I feel hungry. Is there any food in the afterlife? I don't think I like being dead.
Isn't there a way to go back? I still haven't realized my dream to become the King of Pirates!
Heeey, old lady! Where's the exit? I want to-

[disappears and reappears after a while, holding a piece of roasted meat]
Well, this is interesting. [munches on the meat] So I wasn't dead. Is this the inside of the shop? It didn't look so large from the outside.

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[willofd.livejournal.com]

Really? I don't know, I'm not from around here. Are you from Water Seven?

[donutsnotwar.livejournal.com]

I guess you could say I'm not from around here, either.

What's Water Seven? I've never heard of it.

[willofd.livejournal.com]

Water Seven is an island. I don't know much about it, I just arrived there. Then I got into this shop, and now I'm not sure of where I am. [Laughs]

[donutsnotwar.livejournal.com]

I'm definitely not from any islands! All I know about this place myself is that it's the Astral Plane.

[willofd.livejournal.com]

The old woman said the same thing, but I don't understand. How could we get here from a shop?

[donutsnotwar.livejournal.com]

That's a good question. No one I've talked to had any answers to that.

[willofd.livejournal.com]

Then we'll just have to wait and see. [laughs, totally unconcerned]

By the way, my name is Luffy and I'm going to become the King of Pirates. And you are...?

[donutsnotwar.livejournal.com]

You can call me Akagi.

You're a pirate?

[willofd.livejournal.com]

Nice to meet you, Akagi.

Yep, I'm a pirate. My pirate ship is just outside here. Though I don't know where here is right now. [laughs again]

[donutsnotwar.livejournal.com]

It's nice to meet you, too!

Someone'll figure it out eventually, I'm sure. In the meantime, this isn't a bad place to be.

[willofd.livejournal.com]

Yes, the stars look very pretty from here. Though there doesn't seem to be any food around.

By the way, where are you from?

[donutsnotwar.livejournal.com]

You're right, this place could use a lot more food! Maybe some chairs, too...

Oh, I'm from a place called No Man's Land!

[willofd.livejournal.com]

Yes, it's a bit uncomfortable standing around like this.

I've never heard of that place, where is that? Along the red line?

[donutsnotwar.livejournal.com]

I haven't heard of it being on any lines. No Man's Land is a desert planet. I'm not quite sure where it'd be on a star chart.