best swordsman in France [such a shame we're in England]

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

[there is a pile of pillows, carpets (a fair few Persian due to his most recent adventure), blankets and drapery beside the Master, who is standing just outside of the Fortress of Awesome self made. One might assume that the Master was in the process of taking the various furnishings into the Fortress, and one would be right. Indeed, half of them are inside the Fortress.

Sadly, the Master got distracted by trying to balance the tip of a sword on his finger, and has now completely forsaken his project for the sake of practicing his fencing]

What this place really needs, right now, is a United Parcel Service. Not the Royal Mail; I don't trust them. But the UPS is predictably awful and that's... dull.

Scratch that, then! We need the Royal Mail!

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[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

[Tilts his head a little, still confused and not quiet believing, but...] ... Ah.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Oh, Ryotarou. Whatever will we do with you?

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

Do with me?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Don't look so scared. Not going to kill you yet.

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

That's not what I thought you'd meant in the first place.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Then what?

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

... don't know. That's why I asked.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Oh, really? Usually people come up with something creative and horrific.

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

It didn't sound like that to me.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Maybe you've an excess of earwax.

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

... I meant you didn't sound threatening when you'd said that.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

The earwax point stands!

Though I could have not been threatening you.

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

I don't think you were.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

You don't think I was threatening you, or you don't think I wasn't threatening you?

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

... I don't think you were threatening me.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Then I wasn't.

[saythistostart.livejournal.com]

Then what did you mean?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Make something up!