best swordsman in France [such a shame we're in England]

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

[there is a pile of pillows, carpets (a fair few Persian due to his most recent adventure), blankets and drapery beside the Master, who is standing just outside of the Fortress of Awesome self made. One might assume that the Master was in the process of taking the various furnishings into the Fortress, and one would be right. Indeed, half of them are inside the Fortress.

Sadly, the Master got distracted by trying to balance the tip of a sword on his finger, and has now completely forsaken his project for the sake of practicing his fencing]

What this place really needs, right now, is a United Parcel Service. Not the Royal Mail; I don't trust them. But the UPS is predictably awful and that's... dull.

Scratch that, then! We need the Royal Mail!

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[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

I thought you said you disliked me, though. I do not understand.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Well that's par for course, isn't it?

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

[sighs] I do not desire a fight with you today, Master.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

No one seems to. What's your problem?

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

You seem disappointed in that. [blinks] I do not have any problems. But I am trying to be ... civil. The Doctor has been worried and after recent events, I have decided to make a more concentrated effort on proper socialisation.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

I get bored, you know.

Ooh, but that means you're finally learning obedience! Well done. I suppose it had to happen eventually.

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

Then it is my pleasure to withhold from you that which you desire.

I have always obeyed the Doctor, in the end. I am not a creature to be trained.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

No, you're a machine to be broken in.

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

I am no such thing!

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Are too!

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

[clenches her fingers because otherwise she's going to slap you] I will never understand the Doctor's infatuation with a child such as yourself.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

I could turn that around to insult you, but I'm generally against anthropomorphism.

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

[bites her cheek!] You will not get me to fight with you, Master. I will not give you that satisfaction. [deeeeeep breaths] How goes your Dalek hunt?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Oh, you're so noble! He must love that. Does he get you extra presents?