katsu no wa Bacchus, makeru no Kogarasumaru~

[bacchusprince.livejournal.com]

[Since Ikki and Agito are too busy bleeding, Romeo made it to the race's finish line first without much effort! Still, he's quite proud of this, because it was all part of his scenario! And boy, does he love it when a scenario comes together. He throws his fists up in the air.]

YATTA!!!

[Now, the formalities and necessary monologue~]

This is now Team Bacchus' territory! I, Romeo, am now your lord, master, KING! [Places his hand on his heart, ah, he loves the sound of his own voice~] Don't worry, I don't expect you all to bow down to me now, you can all even keep on living here freely! But simply remember that the Dark Drama Club is now the ruler of this place~ Show respect where respect is due! [AKA, don't go laughing at us any longer.]

And if anyone has any problems with this? TOO BAD! AhahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Ahem. No, feel free to discuss, I'm a fair man~ [Only not really]

Welcome. TO A NEW ERA! The era of drama and theater, where princes become kings!!!

[Now watch him sing.]

Comments

[anjelsword.livejournal.com]

...did you understand a word of it?


[[..and probably eats it, too. |D ]

[bacchusprince.livejournal.com]

Yes, of course! [Actually, still thinking about it. And waving his finger about as he's putting it all together in his head while mumbling about it] Yoooooou're not happy about this being my territory now. Why is that?

[anjelsword.livejournal.com]

You've an entire plane's worth of people to contend with before you can claim this as your territory, my lad, and if the challengers are queuing up then I'll be first in line.

[bacchusprince.livejournal.com]

Do you have Air Treck then?

[anjelsword.livejournal.com]

I have damn sharp sword, and from what I hear, that's a specialty of yours as well.

[bacchusprince.livejournal.com]

I do enjoy a little sparring but if there's no parts war, there's no territory being claimed.

[anjelsword.livejournal.com]

In your world, lad. [She draws her sword and points it at him levelly.] I challenge you, then, to trial by combat to first blood, the dispute being territory stretching from here to the horizon as it can be measured.

[bacchusprince.livejournal.com]

er. No?

[anjelsword.livejournal.com]

As the challenged you've no right to refuse. Or should I play about like the nobility and get a white glove to slap you with?

[bacchusprince.livejournal.com]

Well one, you're a lady. Two, I don't have my sword with me. Three, what would you even do with this territory. Four, I just got out of a challenge. And five, why is everyone making such a big deal out of this?

[anjelsword.livejournal.com]

One, my dear stupid lad, I'm a rusher, not a lady. Two, there's no need for it to be this moment. We have to find seconds, after all. Three, I'd renounce it and give whoever wanted free claim of it again. Four, I already answered that with number two, and five, because you parade about calling yourself a king without earning the title from your subjects, and the parade's bound to stamp on more than a few toes.

[bacchusprince.livejournal.com]

You'd think I raised taxes and threw everyone who opposed me into jail... Which, by the way, I am not planning! You haven't even given me a chance yet, I'm not evil. I'll bring music to the plane, and parties. And good food!

A good hour ago this place was Kogarasumaru's territory, I didn't hear anyone complain about that!

[anjelsword.livejournal.com]

Never heard those Kogarasumaru lads prancing about declaring themselves rulers, or I would have thrown them the same challenge. I'm ruled by no one unless I choose to be, and I choose not to be ruled by you.

[bacchusprince.livejournal.com]

Well then you missed that.

[Walks over to her and puts an arm around her shoulders] Lets strike a deal here. You don't ride Air Treck, so you're of no interest to me when it comes to territory. So I won't rule over you, just everything else. Okay?

[anjelsword.livejournal.com]

[Slings her own arm around his shoulders companionably.] No deal to be struck. I've challenged you in the custom of my home, just like you challenged those other lads--or they challenged you. [And she hasn't had a good duel against an actual swordsman in a while, but SHHH THAT'S NOT A MOTIVE, REALLY.] I am acting on the behalf of those not present who may object to your little declaration.

[bacchusprince.livejournal.com]

Ah. [Nodnod] But, to be honest, if I lose this territory this fast then my boyfriend got beaten up for nothing and he might just beat me up in return. How about we still duel, but for a different prize?

[anjelsword.livejournal.com]

[Claps him on the shoulder and steps away.] Two weeks, and I'll issue the challenge again. And then, lad, you'll have no choice. [Cheerful wave, and pop! Gone from the plane.]

[bacchusprince.livejournal.com]

Oh, fun. [Better go practise...]