ext_215186 ([identity profile] itsthecoat.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2008-08-10 04:26 am

13- The product of experiments gone wrong

[A cloud of thick, green smoke appears on the Plane, dissipating almost as suddenly as it appeared. In the middle of it is Jack, his shirt unbuttoned and it's sleeves pushed up to his elbows, a gas mask in one hand. He's coughing slightly, holding a hand over his mouth as he does so] That is the last time I open a container labeled 'Mostly Harmless'

[ooc: This is an idea that can easily be attributed to my current lack of proper sleep, but it's four am and it makes sense now. The gas that surrounded Jack is basically alien truth serum, but in gas form. It won't affect any of the other people on the Plane, but it will make Jack answer any question asked truthfully, not answering lacking as an option.

Have fun!]

[identity profile] dameluckypants.livejournal.com 2008-08-10 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
That wasn't too smart. Have you got any clue what it did, then? Besides the special effects, I mean.

[identity profile] dameluckypants.livejournal.com 2008-08-10 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Really? That's a bit weird. I've got a shot to make people do that, back at my Torchwood.

...why's your shirt undone?

[identity profile] dameluckypants.livejournal.com 2008-08-10 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Neither do we. We've got an antidote, too. Nasty stuff, though. Big needle. It's always fun to scare people with.

[...snrk] Not too surprising. Still, though. I never turn down an opportunity to see you shirtless, even if it's just partial.

[identity profile] dameluckypants.livejournal.com 2008-08-10 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Probably not, though. It'd still be fun to give you a shot, though.

You're not?

[identity profile] dameluckypants.livejournal.com 2008-08-10 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah, I don't think I will. I'm enjoying this.

Poor you. [Pets] Anything I can do?

[identity profile] dameluckypants.livejournal.com 2008-08-10 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[Keeps on petting, because he's cute with messy hair, and she likes petting him] Oh, that'll be hard. It's always fun, asking questions like that. Especially the ones that are embarrassing. Have you ever worn woman's underwear?

[identity profile] dameluckypants.livejournal.com 2008-08-10 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[She might ask him about that. And she's not that mean.] D'you think it's more comfortable than men's?

[identity profile] dameluckypants.livejournal.com 2008-08-10 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
...are you wearing some right now?

[identity profile] dameluckypants.livejournal.com 2008-08-10 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
That's not surprising at all, really. Any reason why?

[identity profile] dameluckypants.livejournal.com 2008-08-10 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
That's as good a reason as any. I'm really surprised that you're not walking around naked, though.

[identity profile] dameluckypants.livejournal.com 2008-08-10 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
You'd only get yelled at if you get caught.