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didorothy ([personal profile] didorothy) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2008-08-09 03:48 am

the change in your face [when anger shows]

[Have you, gentle reader, ever wanted to know what barely contained, borderline homocidal rage sounds like when delivered in John Simm's delightful Mancunian accent? Then here is your chance!]

There is a savannah. Outside of Manchester.

A savannah. Outside. Of Manchester.

Everywhere.

With cheetahs!

Gene Hunt, I am going to gut you, and when I'm done I'll have 'em prepared for your funeral so your Missus doesn't have to cook.

[identity profile] cyfor.livejournal.com 2008-08-09 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[Purrrrr] You have, Nancylocks, Sherlock as cheetahs have got into Manchester.

[identity profile] cyfor.livejournal.com 2008-08-09 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[Happily, grabbing at his collar] I what what!

[identity profile] cyfor.livejournal.com 2008-08-09 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[Climbs up and balances on his shoulder instead. Without claws!] See, look, I can be a lady!

[identity profile] cyfor.livejournal.com 2008-08-09 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[Licking his neck briskly now.] 'cause that's what the Gentlemountain said I should be, and Squanto said no claws.

[identity profile] cyfor.livejournal.com 2008-08-10 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Feels it and goes limp immediately.] I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I don't want to hurt anyone.

[identity profile] cyfor.livejournal.com 2008-08-10 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Curls into a little fluffy ball of Cy.] Squanto said it wasn't my fault. Bee... Shan said it wasn't my fault. It's not my fault, right, Nancylocks?

[identity profile] cyfor.livejournal.com 2008-08-14 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Bee-Kay. Archelaus and the boss hurt him. I told them not to, but they did it anyway!

[identity profile] cyfor.livejournal.com 2008-08-14 12:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[Snuggles against him.] Missed you, Nancylocks.