ext_153159 ([identity profile] savagestime.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2008-08-01 12:48 am

Like fire! Hellfire! [this fire in my skin]

[the Master skids to a halt when he appears on the Astral Plane, having apparently come in running. He immediately straightens out his clothing before addressing the Plane]

Right, so! Pompeii: very lacking in Super Soaker outlets. Anyone have a water gun handy?

[identity profile] rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com 2008-08-03 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
[looks completely stunned, startled, and somewhat horrified for a long moment]

That's not funny.

[identity profile] rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com 2008-08-03 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
[rolls his eyes, this is ridiculous]

You don't know how to love anything.

[identity profile] rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com 2008-08-03 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
I think it's comforting to know you only say things like that because you enjoy hurting me. Makes you around 75.6% less likely to hurt with those words.

[identity profile] rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com 2008-08-03 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Where you just hurt the things you love.

[cynical laugh]

Quite a pair we are.

[only, not]

It's the same for him, right? The other me? Easier to hurt him cause he doesn't have anywhere to run to afterwards.

[identity profile] rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com 2008-08-03 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
Well, he is me. I'm worried about myself. Ought to be, I think.

[identity profile] rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com 2008-08-03 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
You're the one who died to get a one-up on me.

[identity profile] rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com 2008-08-03 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
So riddle me this, Master. If I'm so ultimately pathetic, why would you love me?

[identity profile] rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com 2008-08-03 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Or stupidity.

[what does that say about the Doctor?]

[identity profile] rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com 2008-08-03 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Actually, I called you an idiot. Last time I checked I've never said I loved you.

[in a language you could understand, that is]

[identity profile] rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com 2008-08-03 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
J.K. Rowling as she signed my copy of Half Blood Prince. True love lasts forever.

[identity profile] rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com 2008-08-03 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
Oi, I thought it was very brave of me. She's a hero of mine.

[identity profile] rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com 2008-08-03 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but he's been stuck with you all this time. 'Course he's going to start caring. You died in order to hurt me in my universe. Oh, right, and now you're mocking me.