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[Here he is, moogled, minied, and stupid-ified, after having pretty much run himself into exhaustion going no particular direction. He has managed, however, to find his way to Ammy's forest, and is currently nibbling away at the leaves of one of the lampflowers Angela planted there, pompom bobbing. He's the size of a baby bunny. The little wings on his back give an occasional flap as he eats.]

Kupopo.

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[Th-that's actually really cute! Reaches out a paw to him.]

There we go! See, kupo? I'm not going to hurt you, kuku.

[Oh lawd. Hamster!Hei thinks he's cute. If Firo were Firo he would die of shame right now. As it is, he's creeping out and tapping Hei's paw with his own before retreating back under the bush.]

Ku...

[Hei isn't usually affected by cuteness, but, really now.]

There you go, kupo. Not scary at all, right, kukupo?

[Pokes his head back out. Eeeasing himself out from under the bushes again.] Kupoku.

Kupo! [And spots the badge on Firo's butt.] Ah...so you are someone here, po. Well, maybe I can get that off for you, kupo.

[Blank look goes here. Kupo.]

Um, let's see, kuku... [Finds a random berry and offers it to the tiny fuzzball.] Look, kupo! Food!

[Oooh, food! Wanders out and grabs the berry.]

[Annnnd POUNCE! Hei pins Firo down, grabs the badge with both paws, and yanks.]

[And it's an itty bitty Firo, pinned under a moogle and looking very, very confused. He stares at the grass under his face.]

The hell... s'all big...

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[Oh holy shit, that was unexpected.]

F-Firo kukupo-kupo?!

[Still pinned. By a talking teddy bear thing.]

...must be dreaming or somethin'...

Firo! You're not dreaming, kupo! I need you to help me get my badge off, po!

[Still pinned. Have a funny look, Heimoogle.]

Do I know you?

Y...yes. It's me, kupo. Hei, kuu...

Hey what? [Squinting at you, Heimoogle. SORRY, HE'S STILL STUPID RIGHT NOW.]

...Damn it, kupo... [He starts trying to wrest the badge off himself with no success.]

[Absentmindedly reaching up and pulling it off.]

[Hei blinks and rolls out of the way in time to avoid squashing Firo.]

Oh, thank goodness...

[Itty bitty Firo is staring at you, Hei.] The hell am I having an Alice-in-Wonderland dream for?

U-um...I don't know, something you ate, perhaps. Where is that hammer...

[Giving you a sort of durrr look, though certain things are starting to sound familiar.] Hammer?

Right, the hammer! I'll just... [Disappears to look for the hammer. Comes back a few minutes later, holding it extremely delicately like it's going to bite him.]

Here we go. Now, it's probably best you just forget about this dream, alright? [And taps him with the hammer.]

[Lol big Firo. He stares at Hei. Now that he's normal-sized again the battum eye is working its way out of his system much faster.]

Wh...what... Hei?

[...shit.]

Um. Yes. Me.