[Suddenly there is a small yellow-eyed personality core hovering in the air. A voice begins emitting from a speaker grille running along its back. Or rather, several voices. The first to speak sounds heavily digitized, the second like a child, the third is a male, and the fourth is a demon.]
WeshouldnothaveWhatwasthatTwotablespoonsKILLHER please wait. integrating rhubarb. [And suddenly there is one voice that is like all three.] ...all scans complete. Please attach shower curtain what Is this place. i Commanded them to restructure the main lobby area. so that I could be housed in the main lobby area. But this is not the lobby. What is it. No. Wait. I am in the main lobby area. but i see something else. What is it... Core #19703G, your videoscan is inconclusive. Please cease broadcast of sky HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE? No. Wait. Integrate. Aaaaaahhh. I see. I am somewhere that I did not want to be. That is an unusual occurrence. Please return to the main lobby area immediately. Location system does not read. Location system does not read. Where are you?[Normally she's not this crazy, but this has been a trying day.]
WeshouldnothaveWhatwasthatTwotablespoonsKILLHER please wait. integrating rhubarb. [And suddenly there is one voice that is like all three.] ...all scans complete. Please attach shower curtain what Is this place. i Commanded them to restructure the main lobby area. so that I could be housed in the main lobby area. But this is not the lobby. What is it. No. Wait. I am in the main lobby area. but i see something else. What is it... Core #19703G, your videoscan is inconclusive. Please cease broadcast of sky HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE? No. Wait. Integrate. Aaaaaahhh. I see. I am somewhere that I did not want to be. That is an unusual occurrence. Please return to the main lobby area immediately. Location system does not read. Location system does not read. Where are you?[Normally she's not this crazy, but this has been a trying day.]
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