[hey there Plane-goers. I'm on a bit of a hiatus, but I need some laughs while I'm stuck at work tonight, and what better way to get them than to humiliate Gene, right? I thought you'd agree. so guess who just showed up on the Plane, gun drawn, in nothing but his swim trunks. if you guessed our illustrious Gene Hunt, you would be correct! he looks around a minute, completely unperturbed by his lack of clothing]

Tyler! Get your ruddy useless arse back to Manchester before I kick your balls in and start calling you Betty. We've got a situation!

[and with that, our half-naked hero departs! he will probably not be back, but feel free to react as you will to his sudden appearance! after all, laughing at his expense is always A-OK with me! that and, you know, the whole point of this post.]