[Is creating rather large fireballs and throwing them up in the sky, only to watch them explode] At least my magic is intact.

[Keeps throwing fire into the air] Damned [Fireball] Twins [fireball]

['Ryotarou' appears on the Plane, megaphone in hand. He turns it on, then begins addressing what is assumed to be everyone else within hearing range]

For those of you who are not yet aware, me and Ryotarou have switched bodies. 'Me' being Jack Harkness. We're hoping it's only temporary, but until then, here's the deal:

If you wish to drink my blood, kiss me, sleep with me, harm my body just because you can, or flirt with me, wait until things go back to normal. Same goes if you want to talk to me about something sexual, important, private, supposedly-secret, or have any conversation you don't feel could be taken seriously with Ryotarou involved.

[Ianto and 'Jack' appear on the Plane, both finishing doing up their shirts.]

Look-- I really thought you were Jack when you woke up. I'm sorry if I made you uncomfortable or anything.

['Jack' nods a little, fixing the shirt once it's buttoned up. Some may feel the need to get a camera to take a picture, because he's actually blushing about something.] I-it's okay.

[Ianto runs a hand through his hair, looking more than a little awkward.] We should probably see if he's here before anyone else has the chance to talk to him...

[The awkward is definitely shared with 'Jack', who avoids looking at Ianto for now.] Mm... Hopefully, he came here as soon as he realized what happened.

((The Jack/Ryotarou body swap is now complete. Have fun, kids! ♥))