[suddenly appears running and trips, skidding back] D-Definitely not good!! [pulls out a metatag - a.k.a a slip of paper thing - and throws it down, which makes a pretty light pattern on the ground] D-damn thing...

[slumps down and pulls her knees up to her chest] It a-attacked something. I don't remember what... This isn't funny!! I hate stupid scary things! [arming herself anyway and going through her metatags] Stupid stupid...

[the Master is here, sans gloves and with his claws fully visible. he seems to be moving about in a more careful, precise way - similar to a large cat preparing to strike]


I don't appreciate things moving onto my territory. If for some reason I am needed... I'll be busy hunting.

[Albus has his hand out slightly, ready to grab his wand if need be. He thinks this to himself, so you won't hear it unless you can read minds:] These circumstances may require me to use my wand. I suppose it is alright if the others here see it, as they aren't muggles from my world, and indeed, many of them seem to have abnormal abilities as well.

[Out loud:] I have spent most of my time in my world, today, as I saw some most dangerous-looking creatures here this morning. I believe I left before they saw me. Has anyone else had an encounter with them? Are they still around?

[To anyone sensitive to psychic or magical energies of any kind, you just felt the equivalent of a nuke go off seconds before a very harried, slightly scared and otherwise distressed Mu appears wearing this and surrounded by a rapidly dissipating gold aura.]


I did battle with a creature  and it nearly killed me. Kiki could not see it, and therefore  I have reason to believe that it has something to do with this place.

 I'd demand an explanation, but I'm not sure I'd like the answer.

[here, have a pair of shifty-eyed Twins standing next to a crate]

Sooo, we guess that experiment got a little out of hand. [siiiigh] We hate it when we have to have the experiments destroyed.

But you guys don't mind doing that, right? [beam at everyone] No matter the size of the creature, they should all have a jewel on them somewhere. Just take the jewel and drop it into- [hold up two jars] -these jars. Then give them to us. There's a lot of creatures out there! Oh and some of them are kind of big, so! [present fishing rods!] These should help pluck off the jewels. Of course, you have to weaken them to get the jewels off. If they're still strong, it won't work. Some of you have weapons and stuff, right? Or we guess your fists. Whatever you fight with, we can modify them to work better against these creatures~

Oh and they're pretty hungry, so don't ignore them!

Mr. Tyler? That loud, insulting fellow was a friend of yours, yes?

I'm afraid he's... had an unfortunate end. I came across his body just a bit ago and - well - as you are a friend, I expect he would have liked you to have his corpse?

[Minato Arisato appears on the Astral Plane, a gun in one hand and a jar with a single jewel in the other. He looks pretty tired and battered, with a little blood and a lot of dirt all over his school uniform.]

Are those twins around? I don't want to walk all the way back to the mall.

[Sam is still bloody and bruised from his fight with the monsters. Gene Hunt's camel hide coat is in his arms, pressed close to his chest.]

Lapis, Lazuli. You said you sold anything. I have something I want to buy.

[Cloud appears. He's a little nasty at the time -- splattered with monster guts and carrying a sword equally disgusting. There is a large slash down his right arm; but it heals smoothy; inhumanly quickly as he sets down two jars -- each with a jewel.]

They're destroying my city. It's eating everything. Pfft. Bahumat imposer  What the hell.

[Cue astral monster. It's vicious, and insanely fast. Cloud raises his massive sword.]

Shit...

[And now, battlefield, baby.]

[Looking out of breath]
Lately too many weird things have been happening. It's those creepy twins' fault, again. I don't know what they're doing, but I don't like it.
What was that giant monster? Why did it attack my ship? And why didn't anyone else in my world see it? I wish other people would see it, it's impossible to defeat it if they keep getting in my way and risk being eaten. I've got to take it down quickly.
I wanted to bring the monster here because my friends won't get in the way while I fight it, but it didn't follow me. I'd better get back before it eats my ship or something.
[Holds out jar]
And why do I have to carry this around with me?