ext_153239 ([identity profile] salvagestime.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2008-07-29 03:17 am

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[SOMEONE IS SCRUFFY. And serious. For there is serious business to attend to. So serious, he can't bother shaving. Mmm, scruffy. I mean--]

Erm, selves? Self-selfs. ...Other mes. Anyway. Don't suppose I could have a word?

[identity profile] savagestime.livejournal.com 2008-07-29 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
But with whom, that's the question.

You're not good for anything, are you? Can't even lock off the Time War properly. What else?

Oh, and I got us some samples of Dalek genetic code from the laboratory. That might help. I've been trying to trace the time print, but it's very faint.

[identity profile] savagestime.livejournal.com 2008-07-29 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't sulk.

Donna? Donna Noble? That's ridiculous. We won't need her, so let's not bother. Davros, though... hm, we can kill him.

Not a lot, but the Daleks left in quite a hurry.

[identity profile] savagestime.livejournal.com 2008-07-29 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
You are too.

She's just a human. And that universe didn't have me. So! Not important in ours.

Means they didn't have time to clean up.

[identity profile] savagestime.livejournal.com 2008-07-30 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
Are too.

Oh, yes, and when she asks to travel around in your magical blue box? No, thank you. The woman's all right, but she's not becoming a travelling companion. Now, I think I can build a scanner for time distortions with a broader range than your 'timey-wimey detector,' but I'll need you to assist.

[identity profile] savagestime.livejournal.com 2008-07-30 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
How many people have snogged you thus far?

Not a written one, but I have the plan. These things aren't easy to build on your own, though.

[identity profile] savagestime.livejournal.com 2008-07-30 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
Far too many, then.

You mean you're feeling clingy so you'd like to engage in Contact and poke about my head, to ease the loneliness?

[identity profile] savagestime.livejournal.com 2008-07-30 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Of course you don't.

I don't feel like it.

[identity profile] savagestime.livejournal.com 2008-07-30 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, I do.

Listen very carefully when I give you orders.

[identity profile] savagestime.livejournal.com 2008-07-30 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
Because I say it does.

I don't feel like writing it down. [feeling bitchy, yes]

[identity profile] savagestime.livejournal.com 2008-07-30 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
You've continued to exist. It gets on my nerves.

[identity profile] savagestime.livejournal.com 2008-07-30 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
Did you consider that it might not be about you?

[identity profile] savagestime.livejournal.com 2008-07-30 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe the toast was bad this morning. It doesn't have to be about anything. Are you going to assist me or not?

[identity profile] savagestime.livejournal.com 2008-07-30 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
Good. [disappears from the Plane]