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[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

[an unhappy TARDIS appears on the Plane, quite serious, hands on her hips. she's stuck speaking Russian, mainly because she fancies it more than Japanese]

If I might have a word with whomever is in charge? There is a serious matter which we must discuss.

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[madamemoiselle]

Stop moving. {Diva keeps her eyes open to watch the TARDIS, but places her lips on the TARDIS's with a smile}

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

[that is not how you get the TARDIS to stop moving, Diva. she's now trying to knock you off]

[madamemoiselle]

{And she manages to, but Diva just rolls onto her back on the Astral Plane, laughing as if that were the funniest thing in the world}

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

[glaaaare] What it so funny? Stop laughing!

[madamemoiselle]

{She sits up, even wiping away a few tears of laughter} Ne, ne, I can hurt you or touch you and you flinch or scream, but when I kiss you, apparently that's the scariest of all? How funny!

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

You ... you are mocking me, aren't you? Why? [frowns, sitting up and looking at her curiously] Why must you constantly provoke me?

[madamemoiselle]

Ah, are you asking a question? {Points to her ear} I still can't understand you, stupid.

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

[narrows her eyes, then mimics Diva's movements] I am still unable to understand you, you foolish twit.

[madamemoiselle]

{Frowns} Why are you still talking?

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

[also frowns] Why do you continue attempting to communicate?

[madamemoiselle]

{Diva stands, brushing herself off, keeping a tone of indifference} Ne, whatever, I guess. If you can't understand me, then I guess it's fine for me to say that you're a useless waste of space and I hope that I can break you, right? After all, didn't the Master say that you were...old? How sad~ I'd be doing you a favor.

But you know, with this, I can say that I did warn you. It counts. You just couldn't understand. ♥

As soon as I can, I'm going to take you and break you. That's alright? Yes?

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

[stands as well, straightening herself and attempting to look at least somewhat composed] I have no interest in whatever it is you're attempting to say, vampire. You are tiny and your words meaningless. I never want to see you again.

I do so hope you find yourself face to face with any number of the people here who hate you. I should feel no remorse when they cut you down.

[madamemoiselle]

{And this is boring if they can't understand each other's bitching. How sad! They'll have to bitch twice as much next time. So Diva starts to walk forward, brushing past the TARDIS with a small smile}